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By Tony Henkels COMEDY
A teacher decides to let students out
early if they can name some quote
origins.
Portraits
Teacher: “Who said ‘Four Score and
Child & Teen Seven Years Ago’?”
Family
Before Johnny can open his mouth,
Maternity Susie says, “Abraham Lincoln.”
Engagements “That’s right, Susie, you can go home.”
Pets Teacher: “Who said ‘I Have a Dream’?”
Before Johnny can open his mouth,
Corporate Mary says, “Martin Luther King.”
Headshots
“That’s right, Mary, you can go.”
Teacher: “Who said ‘Ask not what your
country can do for you’?”
Before Johnny can open his mouth,
Nancy says, “John F. Kennedy.”
(239) 313-1477 “That’s right, Nancy, you may also
leave.”
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The teacher turns her back and then
Johnny yells in frustration,
“I wish those dumb b%^$&s would
PROGRESSIVE, NON-AGGRESSIVE SOLUTIONS keep their f*%$#@ mouths shut!”
NON-SURGICAL SKIN TIGHTENING The teacher quickly turns around. She
PAIN MANAGEMENT is livid and asks...
WEIGHT MANAGEMENT “WHO SAID THAT?!”
OVERALL WELLNESS Johnny replies: “Harvey Weinstein, Bill
Clinton, and Matt Lauer. I’ll see you
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