Page 5 - Church Bulletin and Conference News 15th September 2018

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SEVENTH - DAY
ADVENTIST
CHURCH
South Queensland

A couple had two little boys, ages eight and ten, who were excessively
mischievous. If any shenanigans occurred in their town, their two young
sons were usually involved.
The parents had heard that the new pastor in town had been successful
in disciplining children, so they decided to ask him to speak to their boys.
The pastor agreed, but asked to see the boys individually. The eight year
old went first.
The pastor sat the boy down and asked him sternly, “Where is God?”
The boy made no response, so the pastor repeated even more sternly,
“Where is God?” Again the boy was silent. The pastor raised his voice
even more and shook his finger in the boy’s face. “Where is God?”
The boy bolted from the room, ran home, and hid in the closet. His older
brother followed him and asked what had happened. The younger
brother replied, “We are in really big trouble this time. God is missing,
and they think we did it.”