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Parting
                          Shot











                                                                                           It’s time for

                                                                                           the pros to fetch

                                                                                                eir own towels











                                                                                                                                                        SHUTTERSTOCK









                                                         ballpersons must do whatever the
                                                         pros tell them. The most obvious—and        tised by a celebrity in public.
             No Sweat                                    gross—example is towel-fetching.               What can be done? Here are a few

                                                            It begins when a player makes a          suggestions: (1) Hand out a code viola-
                                                         face-wiping motion or jabs a finger in      tion whenever a player disrespects or
             b y                                         a ballperson’s direction. The kid, or       abuses a ballperson, the same way
             S T E P H E N    T I G N O R                sometimes adult, is obliged to pick up      umpires do when a player cracks a
                                                         the player’s sweaty towel, convey it to     racquet. (2) Make players get their
                                                         him immediately—and then, after the         own towels. These days, it’s standard
                                                         player has made it even sweatier, have      procedure for players to demand the
             Last summer Tennis Channel re-ran           it flung back in his or her face. Despite   towel after they lose a point; it’s a
             several classic Wimbledon finals.           the ick factor, and the unpleasant opt-     way of refocusing. But if they have to
             Among the best was the 1977 title           ics of pro-athlete privilege that come      retrieve the towel themselves, they’ll
             match between Bjorn Borg and Jimmy          with it, the process is widely accepted.    think twice about doing it when it’s not
             Connors. As entertaining as their rallies      Or it was, until Fernando Verdasco       essential. At the Next Gen ATP Finals in
             were, though, it was what the Swede         took it too far last fall when he berated   2018, the players fetched their towels
             and the American did between points         a ball boy in Shenzhen for not arriving     courtside; after a few grumbles, the
             that was more amazing: whenever they        with his towel fast enough. Video of        system worked fine. (3) Reiterate to
             were thirsty, they walked over to a         the moment went viral, and Verdasco         the players that the ballpersons aren’t
             water cooler, picked up a cup, poured a     faced widespread condemnation.              obligated to do whatever they ask.
             drink and drank it.                            The Spaniard wasn’t the first pro        That doesn’t mean the kids won’t want
                Hard to imagine these days, isn’t        to treat a ballperson like a disobedi-      to help, but it shouldn’t feel like an
             it? Tennis has evolved, or devolved,        ent servant. Players from the top of        employer-employee relationship.
             to the point where players walk on          the rankings on down have growled              When tennis players walk on court,
             court, plant themselves in a chair and      “Towel!” at them; tossed empty water        they carry their own bags. This ritual
             demand all manner of accoutrements          bottles on court for them to pick up;       has been celebrated as a throwback
             —bananas, water bottles, ice packs,         and hit balls back at them when they’ve     to a pre-celebrity age in sports. But if
             restrung racquets, new shoes—that           tossed them too soon.                       they can haul their own gear before a
             the ballpersons nearby feel duty-              Granted, competition makes athletes      match, they should be able to get their
             bound to deliver to them.                   do angry, even crazy things. But the        own towels—and bananas, and water
                For too long, the sport has allowed      more important fact is this: ballpersons    bottles and whatever else they need—
             the relationship between players and        aren’t paid to be there, and they don’t     during it, too. If it was good enough for
             ballpersons to go unregulated. At this      work for the players. While they may        Borg and Connors, it’s good enough for
             point, it’s an unwritten rule that the      not mind doing the pros’ bidding, no        today’s players, too.




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