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Parting
Shot
It’s time for
the pros to fetch
eir own towels
SHUTTERSTOCK
ballpersons must do whatever the
pros tell them. The most obvious—and tised by a celebrity in public.
No Sweat gross—example is towel-fetching. What can be done? Here are a few
It begins when a player makes a suggestions: (1) Hand out a code viola-
face-wiping motion or jabs a finger in tion whenever a player disrespects or
b y a ballperson’s direction. The kid, or abuses a ballperson, the same way
S T E P H E N T I G N O R sometimes adult, is obliged to pick up umpires do when a player cracks a
the player’s sweaty towel, convey it to racquet. (2) Make players get their
him immediately—and then, after the own towels. These days, it’s standard
player has made it even sweatier, have procedure for players to demand the
Last summer Tennis Channel re-ran it flung back in his or her face. Despite towel after they lose a point; it’s a
several classic Wimbledon finals. the ick factor, and the unpleasant opt- way of refocusing. But if they have to
Among the best was the 1977 title ics of pro-athlete privilege that come retrieve the towel themselves, they’ll
match between Bjorn Borg and Jimmy with it, the process is widely accepted. think twice about doing it when it’s not
Connors. As entertaining as their rallies Or it was, until Fernando Verdasco essential. At the Next Gen ATP Finals in
were, though, it was what the Swede took it too far last fall when he berated 2018, the players fetched their towels
and the American did between points a ball boy in Shenzhen for not arriving courtside; after a few grumbles, the
that was more amazing: whenever they with his towel fast enough. Video of system worked fine. (3) Reiterate to
were thirsty, they walked over to a the moment went viral, and Verdasco the players that the ballpersons aren’t
water cooler, picked up a cup, poured a faced widespread condemnation. obligated to do whatever they ask.
drink and drank it. The Spaniard wasn’t the first pro That doesn’t mean the kids won’t want
Hard to imagine these days, isn’t to treat a ballperson like a disobedi- to help, but it shouldn’t feel like an
it? Tennis has evolved, or devolved, ent servant. Players from the top of employer-employee relationship.
to the point where players walk on the rankings on down have growled When tennis players walk on court,
court, plant themselves in a chair and “Towel!” at them; tossed empty water they carry their own bags. This ritual
demand all manner of accoutrements bottles on court for them to pick up; has been celebrated as a throwback
—bananas, water bottles, ice packs, and hit balls back at them when they’ve to a pre-celebrity age in sports. But if
restrung racquets, new shoes—that tossed them too soon. they can haul their own gear before a
the ballpersons nearby feel duty- Granted, competition makes athletes match, they should be able to get their
bound to deliver to them. do angry, even crazy things. But the own towels—and bananas, and water
For too long, the sport has allowed more important fact is this: ballpersons bottles and whatever else they need—
the relationship between players and aren’t paid to be there, and they don’t during it, too. If it was good enough for
ballpersons to go unregulated. At this work for the players. While they may Borg and Connors, it’s good enough for
point, it’s an unwritten rule that the not mind doing the pros’ bidding, no today’s players, too.
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