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HAPPY
                                                       20TH

                                                      BIRTHDAY!











































        SPICE WORLD:









       AMISUNDERSTOODMA





        It’s been two decades since the fabulous fivesome gave us what we really, really wanted…

                     peningcredits.  Toomuch…butalso, justenough.  Hearthat,RottenTomatoes?  someseriousspicetothemix.
      O              Theworld’smost  sinceSpiceWorlddivideda    Asfarasheat isconcerned,the
                                      Canyoubelieveit’sbeen20years
                                                                                           Honestly,haveyoueverseen
                     Musicbegins.
                                                                Shoveyour36percentrating.
                                                                film is a cinematic masterpiece.
                                     nation? Since we went crazy
                     famous girl band
                                                                  Admittedly, Spice World was
                                     watching our favourite girl group
                     appear, dressed
                     in matching
                                     nonsensical plot – all the while
                                                                of pop-star celebrity – that had
                     white mesh      zig-a-zig-ah their way through a   not the first film to roast the cult
         andcrooning for the cameras.    distracted by more celeb cameos   been done 33 years before by The
         Thesong? Too Much. And so    and send-ups than a year’s   Beatles when, during the heightof
         began90 of the most bonkers,   subscription to heat – while critics   Beatlemania, the fab four played
         tongue-in-cheek minutes ever.   universally panned it. There’s a   themselves fleeing from schoolgirl
         There are aliens, male dancers   thin line between “terrible” and “so   fans in A Hard Day’s Night. But
         wearing bum-less chaps, Roger   bad it’s amazing”, and, let’s be   our platform trainer-stomping,
         Moore stroking a piglet – and    honest, we all know on which side   bikini-bra-clad feminists took  E
         that’s just for starters.    this movie is forever entrenched.   the term “self-aware” and added  V
                                                                                                        The (Sp)ice
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