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A simple test of say what you see? For example the first one below is?
Mount Pleasant
For example the first one below is? Hitting below the belt of course!
A simple question of say what you see?
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For example the fi rst one below is?
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1. The final f
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Hitting
Hitting 1. London bridge Community Centre at 2pm on the 1st
2. Shooting star
Hitting below the belt of course!
2. Star sign
3. Falling asleep
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(Answers on page 36)
3. The good, the bad &
A simple test of say what you see? FRONTIER afternoon, when we have diff erent
4. Guy Fawkes

ALPHA
the ugly
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5. You’re under arrest
CENTAURI

4. Spin cycle

Hitting below the belt of course! FRONTIER welcome visitors who we hope may join us
6. Middle of the night
5. Once in a blue moon
and become members of TG.
(Answers on page 36) Hitting 6. Half hearted 1. Once upon a time
1, 1, 1, 1, 1, Picture Box Answers 2. Hole in one
3. Singing in the rain
Our other activities include Trampers

Belt & Eaters (when we visit nearby places of

4. Hair spray
1. Monkey

Hitting 2. In between jobs interest and end up with lunch), skittles,

5. Mountain (mount x ten)
ASLEEP
a music afternoon (all sorts) and a Social
MON TUES WEDS 3. Round world trip 6. Brain storm
4. Quite right

Studies afternoon when we reminisce and
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THUR FRI HA ND discuss any current subjects of interest.
JOBS JOBS 5. Tiger Woods
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making new friends,
so why not come along and join us.
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A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night to meet, and have
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Since this is such a big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend
that after dinner, she would like to go out and make love for the fi rst
VICE + VICE =
time. The boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he
takes a trip to the chemist to get some condoms.
He tells the pharmacist it’s his fi rst time and the pharmacist helps
the boy for about an hour. He tells the boy everything there is to
know about condoms and sex.
The pharmacist then asks the boy how many condoms he’d like to
buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family pack. The boy insists on the family
pack because he thinks he will be rather busy, it being his fi rst time
and all. That night, the boy shows up at the girl’s parents house and
meets his girlfriend at the door. “Oh, I’m so excited for you to meet
my parents, come on in!”
The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the girl’s
parents are seated. The boy quickly offers to say grace and bows his
head. A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer, with his
head down. Another minutes passes, and still no movement from
the boy. Finally, after 5 minutes with his head down, the girl leans
over and whispers to her boyfriend, “I had no idea you were this
religious.” The boy turns, and whispers back, “I had no idea your
father was a pharmacist.”

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