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Mike Stokes Motoring & Motorsport established in
Bournemouth and Poole since 1980 has an enviable and
reliable reputation for quality service and competitively priced
products for every motoring need.

36

YEARS

1053 Wimborne Road, Moordown, Bournemouth. BH9 2BY
01202 547555 / 01202 548000
www.mikestokes.co.uk

I was in out in my Austin Healey the other morning when my boss rang up and
informed me, (hands free of course), “You’ve been promoted”. And with that I swerved.
And then he rang up a second time and said “You’ve been promoted again”.
And I swerved again. He rang up a third time and said, “Now ... you’re the Managing
Director”. And I drove into a tree. Th en a policeman came up and humorously asked, “What
happened to you?”So I told him, “I’ve careered off the road”.
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Gazza was driving down the road and a saw a Classic Rolls Royce Silver Cloud coming the
other way. Gazza maneuvered such that the oncoming Roller was forced to slow down.
Gazza wound down his window and as he passed by shouted ‘Fat Pig!’. Th e Rolls-Royce
driver looked over at him raised his fi st and swore profusely. Th en he hit the pig!

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