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Picture Box Mount Pleasant
A simple test of say what you see?

For example the first one below is? Townswomens
Hitting below the belt of course! Afternoon Guild
(Answers on page 38)

Belt Picture Box Answers
We meet in the Bradpole Road
Community Centre at 2pm on the 1st
Hitting Wednesday of every month for a social
1. Overnight stay
2. Point blank range
afternoon, when we have diff erent

STAY 3. Square footage
activities including a speaker, and we

4. Win with ease
NIGHT ___ Range welcome visitors who we hope may join us
5. A lot of fuss over
and become members of TG.
nothing
6. Ready for anything
20 Our other activities include Trampers
Years WINEEEE & Eaters (when we visit nearby places of
Old interest and end up with lunch), skittles,
a music afternoon (all sorts) and a Social
Studies afternoon when we reminisce and
FUSS FUSS FUSS

FUSS FUSS FUSS ANYTHING discuss any current subjects of interest.
FUSS FUSS FUSS E ANYTHING We are a happy group and look forward to
ANYTHING
ZERO ANYTHING making new friends,
so why not come along and join us.
One Sunday morning, a young child
was “acting up” during the vicars sermon.
Th e parents did their best to maintain some
sense of order in the pew but were losing
the battle. Finally, the father picked the little
fellow up and walked sternly up the aisle
on his way out. Just before reaching the
safety of the porchway, the little one loudly BOOK
shouted, “Pray for me! Pray for me!” NOW
............................................
Th ere will be a meeting of the Church Board
immediately after the service,” announced
the vicar. After the close of the service,
the Church Board gathered in the room at
the back of the vestry for the announced
meeting. But there was a stranger in their
midst -- a visitor who had never attended
their church before. “My friend,” said the
vicar, “Didn’t you understand that this is
a meeting of the Board?” “Yes,” said the
visitor, “and after today’s sermon, I suppose

I’m just about as bored as anyone else who
came to this meeting.”

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