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Step 4:

“kripya apni kursi ki pe baandh le... we are about to take off for packing!” When it comes to packing, we
Indians are extremely 'dildaar'. We always choose a modified version of Mr. Obama's quote “Nothing le
behind” (instead of “No Child Le Behind”). Let me give a solid proof. We carry several types of footwears
ranging from slippers, shoes, sandals, floaters, etc. All the digital handies: laptop, camera, i-pad, and iphone.
These stuffs may be mandatory for some, but their load of chargers and intangible cables really make it all count
messy.
The girls actually carry the whole wardrobe, some by choice like shorts, tees, etc. And some girls carry kur s and
dupa a with them out of compulsion because our disgus ng society never rises above shorts.
Anyways, coming back to packing, one really becomes “Ghajini” making notes of all things to be carried
wherever ge ng

Step 5:
Everything is done, Sir! What are you wai ng for?
“jaa jee le apni zindagi...”

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