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                                                           PORTAL POTT Y

                                                                             by Vienna


               CHAPTER 1: The Twist                                                you live?” wondered Captain Shim. “I live in Sooke,” said Vienna.
                                                                                   “Well that’s good news, we’re going to Langford,” said Captain Shim.
               A long time ago, I mean April the 6th, 2019, my class and Ms. Car-  “Yay!” said Vienna. “That will only take one day,” answered Captain
 Vienna’s Photo Selection:  penter’s class went to the lighthouse. Like, it’s just a lighthouse, it’s   Shim.  “Noooooooooooooo,” said Vienna. “It won’t be that bad,
               not like it’s important or anything. Like I was saying, once we were   it’s only one day and then we will be there,” said Captain Shim. So

 PORTAL POTTY  there it was so cold outside. “Did you know that the SS Valencia    then Vienna calmed down and went inside for dinner. “Eww what’s
 “I chose this photo because in my   crashed here, so that’s why we have lighthouses,” said Mr. French   this glob of a thing,” said Vienna. “It’s food.” “This looks nothing
 story I am thinking it looks like a   fry.  “Boring,” said Vienna. “You know what’s boring? It’s you,” said   like food. But good thing, it’s bedtime,” said Vienna. “ahhhhhhh-
 portal potty.”  Bob. “Break it up you two! Vienna, how dare you say that? Go for a   hhhhh!” yelled someone from  a distance. “What was that?” said
               walk and think of what you did,” said Ms. Who. “Fine,” said Vienna.   Vienna. “What’s going on?” “We’re in the Graveyard of the Pacific,
               “Why do we do too much field trips, they’re all bad field trips,” said   and it’s foggy. What are we going to do?”  said Captain Shim. “I will
               Vienna. “Why do I feel so weird? Oh no the number fairy came to     drive this boat,” said Vienna, in a hero way. “But how…you’re just a
               me,” said Vienna. I am so lucky there’s a porta potty,” said Vienna.    little kid,” said Captain Shim. “Well who cares then.” Vienna drives.

               So Vienna ran for her life to the porta potty. (There is a twist, but   “We’re almost there,” said Vienna. “I don’t feel so good,” said all the
               I can’t tell you). “Finally.  P.U. it smells like wet dog,” said Vienna.   crew.  Blaaaaah!
 Hello I am the owner of the story    “Oh no, my phone! Well, I will have to do it the hard way. OK…1,   One day later, finally they arrive. “Thank you so much for helping
 and  am excited to tell you about my   2, 3. OMG! Gross! What the…why is the porta potty a rainbow?    us,” said Captain Shim. “No, thank you for saving my life. What’s
 story. I hope you like it and I will see   Someone help…my hand is stuck! Aahhhhhh!  Wow hey there’s   going on? Ahhhhh!” yelled Vienna.  “What the…who is this kid?
 you at the end.  from  Vienna :).  my phone. Aahhhhhh!”   Splash!!!!!! “Gross. I’m wet.  Wait I’m in   I am Mike. Hey did you know that my Great Great Grandpa Shim
               a pool. Cool…an underwater toy shark. Ummmm, why is it com-         was part of the SS Valencia, and he met a girl named Vienna?” said
               ing towards me?  Aahhhhh shark! Someone help me!” “I will help      Mike. “Well, umm, that’s cool,” said Vienna.  “Where were you?
               you,” said Captain Shim. “Thank you, thank you!” “Oh boy, you’re    You’ve been gone for 45 minutes. We are about to leave,” said Mrs.
               lucky. So tell me how you got to the big blue sea,” said Captain Shim.   Who. “Why?” said Vienna. “Because the lighthouse is close. Come
               “Well I dropped my phone in a porta potty. I grabbed the phone      on we don’t have all day,” said Mrs. Who. “OK, OK,” said Vienna.
               then rainbow stuff was in the toilet, then my hand got stuck in the
               toilet, then I ended up here!” screamed Vienna. “Well where do      The end.


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