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SHERLOCK: They won’t work with me.
LESTRADE: I’m breaking every rule letting you in here.
SHERLOCK: Yes ... because you need me.
(Lestrade stares at him for a moment, then lowers his eyes helplessly.)
LESTRADE: Yes, I do. God help me.
SHERLOCK: Doctor Watson.
JOHN: Hm?
(He looks up from the body to Sherlock and then turns his head towards Lestrade, silently
seeking his permission.)
LESTRADE (a little tetchily): Oh, do as he says. Help yourself.
(He turns and opens the door, going outside.)
LESTRADE: Anderson, keep everyone out for a couple of minutes.
(Sherlock and John walk over to the body. Sherlock squats down on one side of it and John
painfully lowers himself to one knee on the other side, leaning heavily on his cane to support
himself.)
SHERLOCK: Well?
JOHN (softly): What am I doing here?
SHERLOCK (softly): Helping me make a point.
JOHN (softly): I’m supposed to be helping you pay the rent.
SHERLOCK (softly): Yeah, well, this is more fun.
JOHN: Fun? There’s a woman lying dead.
SHERLOCK: Perfectly sound analysis, but I was hoping you’d go deeper.
( Lestrade comes back into the room and stands just inside the doorway, and John drags his
other leg down into a kneeling position and then leans forward to look more closely at the
woman’s body. He puts his head close to hers and sniffs, then straightens a little before lifting
her right hand and looking at the skin. He kneels up and looks across to Sherlock.)
JOHN: Yeah ... Asphyxiation, probably. Passed out, choked on her own vomit. Can’t smell any
alcohol on her. It could have been a seizure; possibly drugs.
SHERLOCK: You know what it was. You’ve read the papers.
JOHN: What, she’s one of the suicides? The fourth ...?
LESTRADE: Sherlock – two minutes, I said. I need anything you’ve got.
SHERLOCK (standing up, while John struggles to get to his feet): Victim is in her late thirties.
Professional person, going by her clothes; I’m guessing something in the media, going by the
frankly alarming shade of pink. Travelled from Cardiff today, intending to stay in London for one
night. It’s obvious from the size of her suitcase.
LESTRADE: Suitcase?
(John looks around the room but can’t see a suitcase anywhere.)
SHERLOCK: Suitcase, yes. She’s been married at least ten years, but not happily. She’s had a
string of lovers but none of them knew she was married.
LESTRADE: Oh, for God’s sake, if you’re just making this up ...
SHERLOCK (pointing down to her left hand): Her wedding ring. Ten years old at least. The rest
of her jewellery has been regularly cleaned, but not her wedding ring. State of her marriage
right there. The inside of the ring is shinier than the outside – that means it’s regularly
removed. The only polishing it gets is when she works it off her finger. It’s not for work; look at
her nails. She doesn’t work with her hands, so what or rather who does she remove her rings
for? Clearly not one lover; she’d never sustain the fiction of being single over that amount of
time, so more likely a string of them. Simple.
JOHN (admiringly): That’s brilliant.
(Sherlock looks round at him.)
JOHN (apologetically): Sorry.
LESTRADE: Cardiff?
SHERLOCK: It’s obvious, isn’t it?
JOHN: It’s not obvious to me.
SHERLOCK (pausing as he looks at the other two): Dear God, what is it like in your funny little
brains? It must be so boring.
(He turns back to the body.)
SHERLOCK: Her coat: it’s slightly damp. She’s been in heavy rain in the last few hours. No rain
anywhere in London in that time. Under her coat collar is damp, too. She’s turned it up against
the wind. She’s got an umbrella in her left-hand pocket but it’s dry and unused: not just wind,
strong wind – too strong to use her umbrella. We know from her suitcase that she was
intending to stay overnight, so she must have come a decent distance but she can’t have

Transcripts by Ariane DeVere (arianedevere@livejournal.com)