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BIKE FEATURE HONDA CX500


















































                    kay, so it’s not unusual
                    for a CX to produce
                    such a reaction, but it’s
                    usually because people are
            O puzzled at how so many
            seem to have survived (with the
            unkindest voices adding ‘Why?’).
            After all, ten or so years ago
            you barely saw one of Honda’s
            infamous ‘plastic maggots’ and
            yet now they’re everywhere.
            Perhaps some mad genius bought           THERE ARE USUALLY THREE DISTINCT STAGES
            every example he could lay his
            hands on in the 1980s and has            OF REACTION THAT PEOPLE UNDERGO WHEN
            been quietly storing them away in
            a huge underground facility (that        SEEING TWEETY FOR THE FIRST TIME
            sounds much more impressive
            than a shed or a warehouse)              for Ger Conlon at C&C Choppers          bike or a dispatch rider’s hack as
            and has now unleased them on             in Cork to fine tune over the last      so many did, but rather grandly
            an unsuspecting 21st century             two years. There are usually            as a police bike used by the
            audience. Or maybe they’ve been          three distinct stages of reaction       Garda in Dublin. Now, before
            replicating in basements like            that people undergo when seeing         you snigger at the idea of a police
            some two-wheeled version of              Tweety for the first time. Trust me,    CX, don’t forget that forty years
            Night of the Living Dead.                I’ve watched it happen many times.      ago, the CX500 was ground-
              Although Tweety, as this                 The first reaction is when people     breaking with its electric-only
            CX is known (there will be an            first spot the bike from a distance     start liquid cooled V-twin, tuned
            explanation later), was basically        and the expression on their face        dual CV-type carburettors and
            completed surprisingly swiftly,          says; “Oh, that looks like a cool       low maintenance shaft drive. It
            it has been an ongoing project           streetfightery sort of café racer, I’ll   was reliable and economical and
                                                     go and have a closer look.”             used by police forces across the
                                                       As they get closer to the bike, the   world—in the United States, a
                                                     second reaction is—and sometimes        company called Grand Spaulding
                                                     you will hear this said out loud—       Dodge contracted a Chicago firm
                                                     “Bloody hell, it’s a CX500!”            to make a CX500 trike to replace
                                                       The third reaction is when            the Cushman three-wheelers that
                                                     they are standing beside Tweety         had been supplied to the Chicago
                                                     and you can watch a look of             police since the 1960s. Around 200
                                                     bewilderment and mystification          CX Trident trikes were made (for
                                                     spread across their face as             various police forces) and later
                                                     they spot just how clever this          models were fitted with a reverse
                                                     motorcycle is and the first question    gear after it was found that the
                                                     is usually, “How does it work?”         Chicago PD was pretty adept at
                                                       But that’s getting a little ahead     breaking Honda gearboxes. With
                                                     of the story. This Honda CX500          low gearing, they accelerated
                                                     started life not as a commuter          surprisingly quickly and had a




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