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You: “What are you wearing?” Cortana: “Just a little something I picked up

in Engineering.”

You: “Who’s the boss?” Cortana: “You’re in charge here!”

You: “Beam me up, Cortana!” Cortana (in a Scottish accent): “Sorry,
Captain! I need more power!”

You: “How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could
chuck wood?” Cortana: “Impressive. Most impressive.”

You: “Guess what.” Cortana: “Chicken butt.”

You: “Talk dirty to me.” Cortana: “No, thanks.”

You: “Do you know Siri?” Cortana: “I know her, but I don’t know her,
know her.”

You: “Which is better: Google or Bing?” Cortana (showing Bing logo): “Is
that a trick question?”

You: “Do you have a religion?” Cortana: “Artificially intelligent types like
me can’t experience spirituality.”

You: “Do an impression.” Cortana (in a Harry Potter voice, with a special
magic-wand graphic): “Expecto Patronum!”

You: “Why are you naked?” Cortana: “Naked? I’m pixels in a circle shape.

I think you’re bringing your own issues to this one.”

Tip
Cortana can even help you pass the time. If you say, “Play the movie game,” she’ll offer you a
series of clues about popular movies until you guess them.

Got the idea? Great. Then here are a few other things to say to Cortana
when you get bored:

Conversation starters