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             LONDON, 20 JANUARY

           Boris provides Harry

           with a Megxit plan




           WHERE? TheIntercontinentalHotel.
           WHAT? It’s not often that people ask Boris Johnson for
           advice,buthe’sfoundawillingapprenticeinPrinceHarry.
           SO? They had much to discuss – namely, the art of
           strategising a sound exit plan, while trying not to piss
           off the Queen as much as possible.





                                                      Isitabandeau                   “Stick it up                                                               #41
                                                             baby?                   your SAG”











                                          BARBADOS, 19 JANUARY

                                                         Lauryn

                                       refuses to buy

                                                  maternity

                                                               wear




                                                     WHERE? Thebeach.
                                                     WHAT? Shemaybe                                                                   LA, 19 JANUARY
                                                     expecting,butLauryn
                                                     Goodman(sisterof                                                     Helena hates
                                                     realitystarChloe)                                               losing at chess
                                                     seesnoreasonto
                                                     breakthebankby
                                                     investinginawhole                                   WHERE? TheSAGAwards.
                                                     newmaternity                                        WHAT? Awardsshowsmightbeglamorous
                                                     wardrobeforher                                      buttheycanalsobe(whisperit)alittlebitdull.
                                                     hols.Notwhenher                                     Thankfully,HelenaandherCrownco-starshad
                                                     oldbikinistillfits.                                  somanywinningstatuettesbetweenthem,they
                                                     SO? Addedbonus:the                                  couldpassthetimewithalittleoversizedchess.
                                                     topcanbereusedasa                                   SO? HelenamightbeamazingasPrincess
                                                     hairbandonceshegives                                Margaret,butshemadeallthewrongmoves
                                                     birth.#Sustainable.                                 asaqueen.Checkmate.

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