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ARSE END

Christmas Crackers

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Midge: “I reckon one of these would do it.” ”
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Jules: “You’re short mate, n ot thin . ”
Jules: “You’re short mate, not thin.”
Size 17s – no shit! Who Are Ya?
You know what they say: stupidly large feet The FC ‘wordsmiths’ may well be better known for their modifying
equals stupidly large, er, shoes. Even so, we skills than their grasp of the English language – and don’t get us
never quite believed our Glenda’s extremely started on the spelling either! But at least the top team can type
Midge: “Like my new mug?”
Mi dge: “L ike my n ew mug?” overused line about how he’s packing a their own names when working on the mag, or filling out forms for

Jules: “Well you do write shit, yes.”
Jules: “Well you do write shit, yes.” massive welly. Well, we think that’s what he show passes… Oh, hang on a minute…
Mi dge: “Harsh. B ut pretty fair. was banging on about anyway.
Midge: “Harsh. But pretty fair.””
Hide and Geek
What Jules (probably) didn’t reveal
in his Autosport report (page 22) is
that we tend to spend half of our time
hiding from our advertising team,
so we can avoid going to “important
meetings” and instead actually get
In
you said you were
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Initial G: “When you said you were some work done.

going to send me a few Skywalker
goin g to sen d me a few S kywalker We’ve all expertly honed and refined
copies Mi
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dge, I thought you mean
copies Midge, I thought you meant our own invisibility techniques over
the years of course. But we have to
your dodgy DVDs.””
your dodgy DVDs. say the boss is still the all-time master.
Shit. It’s like he was never there!
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