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FUNNY PHOTO The winning caption “LOOK! I’M BESIDE MYSELF!”
from SIKIDS.com:
— Oren, 13, Pennsylvania
“My hat’s off to you, Mr. Dawkins.”
— Sam, 11, Colorado
“This hat really brings out your
eyes . . . and hides the fact that you
don’t have the rest of your body.”
— Lauren, 10, Massachusetts
“A tip of the hat to a Hall of
Fame career.”
— Truman, 7, Washington
“Verrrrrrrrry gentle. . . . He might
wake up!”
— Alex, 12, Connecticut
“Yeah, no one needs to see that
bald patch.”
— Musa, 12, California
“Thank you for adjusting my hat for
me—I have no arms.”
— David, 10, Michigan
When a person Having to explain
SOUND OFF chews with his something simple multiple
mouth open and shows times. I was always taught that
all his food. Shut your mouth! listening and being engaged when
I was riding on a chairlift next
Whatisyour to someone, and he was eating a someone is speaking to you eliminates When
a lot of questions. I invited a group
a waiter tries to
biggestpet banana. A banana! That’s the worst of friends over for a dinner that I was impress you and show
kind of food to see in someone’s
cooking. Some couldn’t remember
you how smart he is by
peeve? mouth. And in between bites of the time and showed up late not writing down your order
banana, he was eating
because they didn’t listen or read
Tic Tacs. I mean, come on. my text messages. My suggestion because he can remember it JOE ROBBINS/GETTY IMAGES (FUNNY PHOTO, FUNCHESS); FRANCOIS XAVIER MARIT/AFP/GETTY IMAGES (SHIFFRIN); JEAN CATUFFE/GETTY IMAGES (SHIBUTANI)
I couldn’t take it! would be to practice patience with all. And what happens? Your
MIKAELA SHIFFRIN your friends and take a deep breath order is completely wrong! It
U.S. skier* and explain yourself again. happened to me last night.
DEVIN FUNCHESS ALEX SHIBUTANI
U.S. figure skater*
Carolina Panthers
wide receiver
*Interviews by Kid Reporter
Carlo Vellandi
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