Page 56 - Sports Illustrated for Kids Magazine (December 2019)

there are so many penalties
called in today’s nfl that
i smell a conspiracy.

By Bill Hinds

so i’m going I hope none of these
undercover to big dudes get thirsty
investigate. while i’m staking out
the game.

leapin’ zebras!
So that’s what’s
going on!

the flags are throwing
themselves and the
whistles are tweeting
on their own.

we don’t know what
causes it. we just call
offensive holding and
move on.

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