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Hilarious





                            JOKES                                                                 Meg






                                                                                                  Donnelly
                                                                                                  can’t stop
                                                                                                  LOLing!





          WHAT TIME IS IT WHEN                                    LEARN IN SCHOOL?
                                                                      WHAT DO ELVES
          THE CLOCK STRIKES 13?

           Time to get a new clock!
                                                                          The elfabet!
                                                                                                                                        WHAT’S THE
                                                                                             WHAT DO BOOKS                            VEGETABLE?
                                                                                                                                          ANGRIEST


                                          NEVER AFRAID?                                        WEAR IN COLD                             A steamed


                                They have nerves of steel!                                          WEATHER?                               carrot!
                                                                                                       Jackets!





                                                    KNOCK-KNOCK TIME











                                                        KNOCK,                        KNOCK, KNOCK                              KNOCK, KNOCK

                                                        KNOCK                           Who’s there?                             Who’s there?

                                                 Who’s there?                         WOODEN SHOE!                                 STOPWATCH!

                                                        HO HO!                     Wooden shoe who?                           Stopwatch who?
                                                   Ho ho who?                          WOODEN SHOE                          STOPWATCH YOU’RE
          Chinguun
          Sergelen                                    SANTA, IS                           LIKE TO GO                            DOING AND LET
          thinks
           these jokes                              THAT YOU?                             CAROLING?                                 US INSIDE!
           belong on

           All That!






            ANSWERS
                                                                                                                                                                             3. Frosty the Snowman
                                                                                                                                                                             2. Home Alone
                                                                                                                                                                             1. The Polar Express  CHRISTMAS MOVIES: B.  -23°F  5. Lacrosse   4. Figure Skating  3. Ice Hockey  2. Basketball  1. Football  SCRAMBLE:  SPORTS   Fake: 3; 5   Real: 1; 2; 4  OF BIKINI BOTTOM:  REAL RESIDENTS

                                                                                                                             E.  12°F
                                                                                                                                                  A.  -80°F
                                                                                                                             D.  -2°F
                                                                                                                                                  WINTER TEMPS:
                                                                                                                             C.  -54°F











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