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O N   M A Y A
                                           Jonathan Cohen
                                           blazer, top, and
             friendship, but she           skirt. Lele Sadoughi
                                           earrings. Sarah
             was also interested in
                                           Chloe ring
             putting that in her
             work. You know,
             things that feel like                                                                                       This umbrella is totally necessary to block out all
             admissions of secrets.”                                                                                   the rain and sun inside this indoor studio.
                 Their collective
             word voms have
             created a show so
             relatable you’d think
             FBI agents had been
             recording your every
             move for the past
             decade. Anna and
             Maya’s Pen15 (yup,
             just your basic penis
             joke) characters do all
             the things you thought
             only you did with your
             best friend. The differ-
             ence is they don’t
             worry if something is
             too weird to say out
             loud. Their real-life
             alter egos just write it
             into the script and
             cross their fingers that
             everyone else will
             laugh too.
                 “We write for each
             other,” explains Maya.
             “I get excited when
             I’m writing and think,
             Anna’s going to
             read this. It’s almost     “ I   G E T   E X C I T E D   W H E N
             spiritual. That sounds                                                          that I’m an alien. I’m,
                                          I ’ M   W R I T I N G   A N D
             cheesy...”                                                                      like, trying to wear
                                          T H I N K ,  ‘ A N N A ’ S   G O I N G
                 “No, it doesn’t!”                                                           human clothes and
                 The show’s new           T O   R E A D   T H I S .’ ”                       prove I’m a human.”        written themselves
             season will tackle                                                                  Adulting feels most    back into junior high.
             topics slightly more                                  get past that awkward     like an extreme sport      It may be hell, but
             mature than mastur-                                   growing-out phase.        in professional set-       they’re stuck in it
             bating in a bed full of    “forever hell,” which is      IRL, the women         tings, like interviews     together.
             stuffed animals (see:      pretty on the nose         have grown up…            and photo shoots              It’s like that old
             character Anna’s           when you think about       ostensibly.               (even this here adult-     saying: Nothing helps
             parents’ divorce and       the fact that under-          “I’m trying to be an   ish fashion shoot, with    grow out your bangs
             Maya’s period), but        neath it all, everyone     adult. It’s just, when    its pretty weird vibes).   faster than a support-
             don’t worry, the           is basically just a set of   I’m not fully comfort-  Which may be why           ive friendship. Okay,
             tweens will perma-         DIY bangs waiting to       able, I feel like I have   Maya and Anna have        nobody has ever said
             nently remain in                                      to hide certain parts of                             that. But it does get
             seventh grade. Actual                                 myself,” says Maya.                                  you through pretty
             Maya describes it as a                                “Like, I’m trying to hide                            much everything else.




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