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              F I R E D ?                                                                              “I’m a photographer,




                                                                                                        and I accidentally
                Not if you listen to                                                                    dropped a really pricey
              the advice of our new                                                                     camera during a shoot.

                     columnists,                                                    Should              Everyone was pissed,
                                                                                        I
                  Mika Brzezinski                                                       just            to say the least. What
                          and                                                             pack          do I do now?”
                        Daniela                                                            my
                    Pierre-Bravo.                                                                       Mika:             Daniela:
                                                                                                        Sh*t happens. It’s   You’re human,
                                                                                                        about moving      so try not to take
                                                                                           knives
                                                                                                        through these     their response
                                                                                            and
                                                                                                        moments with      personally.
                                                                                             go,
                                                                                                        grace. If you can   Apologize
                                                                                                        afford it, offer to   profusely, and next
                                                                                             then?
                                                                                                        replace the       time you see them,
                                                                                                        equipment. They   stand up and
                                  The authors of your                                                   might not take you   engage in small
                                   new career bible                                                     up on it, and it   talk without
                                     Earn It! are                                                       shows that you    bringing up the
                                    swooping in to                                                      want to do the    camera. If they see
                                    save you from                                                       right thing.
                                   your office fails.                                                                     you’ve moved on,
                                                                                                                          they will too.






             “During my first month                                                                    “I started my first-ever
              as an accountant, I
                                                                                                        job hungover from
              made a typo—and                                                                           college graduation.

              charged a client
                                                                                                        And when my new boss
              $10,000 instead of                                                                        asked me to share a fun
              $1,000. He won’t let it
                                                                                                        fact, I said I’d partied
              go, and I haven’t con-
                                                                                                        all weekend and slept
              fessed. Is it too late?”                                                                  through the ceremony.

                                                                                                        I’m still cringing.”
              Mika:              Daniela:
              Well, that is a bad   I’d also tell your
              day. Even though   boss that you’re                                                       Mika:              Daniela:
              time has passed,   going to implement                                                     You should be      Mika’s right, but
              don’t pretend it   some kind of triple-                                                   cringing. Never    don’t beat yourself
              didn’t happen in   check plan that’ll                                                     brag about         up. Instead, just
              hopes that the     prevent this from                                                      screwing up!       prove to them that
              client (or your    happening again.                                                                          you’re not a party
              boss!) will forget.   Oh, and bring                                                                          girl whenever
              Owning up to       cookies. Lots. Of.                                                                        there’s a work
              your mistakes,     Cookies (especially                                                                       situation involving
              even now, will     if they’re the ones I                                                                     alcohol, like your
              make people        saw on page 78).                                                                          holiday party or a
              respect and trust                                                                                            happy hour. Your
              you. It’ll be tough,                                                                                         strategy: Have one     FROM TOP: STOCKSY.COM, COURTESY (2).
              but with hard work                                                                                           drink—or nothing
              and attention to                                                                                             at all. It’ll shift their
              detail, you’ll turn                                                                                          perspective of you.
              this around.


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