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I'd particularly like to thank Ransom, Doc, and Coach Andrew. More
than anyone I'd like to thank the boys:
Schneider- You are a severely twisted individual, but you'll do okay.
Just watch out for vacuum cleaners, barnyard animals, Brown frat boys,
disgusting boarding school kids, Pete Townsend, Larry, shifty LaSalle
kids, shifty cousins, and your wandering thumb.
Dreny- We've been in it for the long haul and lord knows I could write a
book of stuff that we've done and probably won't remember, so I'll just
say this: You were bom to be a frat boy, it's your destiny.
Nug- What's wrong with you? ITo really, what's going through your
head? You are one outstanding, neanderthal, farmer. It's okay that
you're gay.
Seads- I've experienced more weird sh$t with you than with anyone. If
ever you are faced with a challenge and you do not think you're gonna
make it, just remember that "I used to bullzeye wamp rats back home.
They're not much bigger than two meters." White Trash Jim - You got
thick blood running through your veins. I'll learn how to play golf when
you learn how to shoot pool.
Kent- Deaf and blind as you are, you're a real funny bastard. I appreci
ate all the money you've lost to me over the years. 1 could not have
made it to Louie's without you.
Matty Boy- Long haired, chin biting, nut crushing freak, don't ever stop
doing Os. I always got your back.
Sammy J- Where are you? despite your disappearance,
you'll always be one of the boys. Chuckles- "At least I'm
enjoyin' the ride." I'll forever be in your debt.
Scrotelli- You better pick up the slack now that we're
gone. Just don't die trying.
Big Daddy- You Big, You Bad, You the Man. You also
look astoundingly like Dewey Oxburger.
"You look like a lizard. " T feel like a lizard." — Matty
"Ask me why I'm drunk all the time. It levels my head
and eases my mind."- BobDylan
"If there is anything they can't make us do, it's stop
drinking more beer. ” —
"We'rrrre gonna hit that tree." — Schneider
"Humphreys, you're here on the skin of a banana peel.
It's been in the sun for days. It stinks!" -Doc
Obviously, thank you family. Without you I would not
know anything about anything.
.Before I come to any conclusion it occurred to me that speech or my silence, indeed any action of
ne would be mere futility. What did it matter what anyone knew or ignored? What did it matter who
s manager? One gets sometimes such a flash of insight. The essentials of this affair lay deep under
I
surface, beyond my reach and beyond my power of meddling." -Joseph Conrad
re you sure that a floor cannot be a ceiling? Are you absolutly certain that you go up when you walk
a stair case? Can you be definite that it is impossible to eat your cake and have it?" -M.C. Escher
ow I'm not pro-drug. They can obviously cause a lot of damage. But I am pro-logic, and you're never
ng to stop the human need for release through altered consiousness. The government could take
ay all the drugs in the world and people would spin on their lawns until they saw god. " -Dennis Miller
m and Dad: I can never thank you enough for how much you have done for me over the years. You
i *ve always been there for me, and supported me no matter what, and for that I am eternally grateful.
Auren: Always question authority, and live life as you see fit, don't let others force their views and
■iefs upon you.
|, EM, HB, JB, JR, DS, AJ: It's ok to stray from the beaten path, but always be aware of the direction
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Rj choose.
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