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I'd  particularly  like  to  thank  Ransom,  Doc,  and  Coach  Andrew.  More
                                than  anyone  I'd  like to thank the  boys:
                                Schneider-  You  are  a  severely  twisted  individual,  but  you'll  do  okay.
                                Just watch out for vacuum cleaners, barnyard animals, Brown frat boys,
                                disgusting  boarding school  kids,  Pete  Townsend,  Larry,  shifty  LaSalle
                                kids,  shifty cousins, and your wandering thumb.
                                Dreny- We've been  in  it for the long haul and  lord knows I could write a
                                book of stuff that we've done and  probably won't remember, so I'll just
                                say this:  You were  bom to be a  frat boy,  it's your destiny.
                                Nug-  What's  wrong  with  you?  ITo  really,  what's  going  through  your
                                head?  You  are  one  outstanding,  neanderthal,  farmer.  It's  okay  that
                                you're gay.
                                Seads-  I've experienced  more weird sh$t with  you  than with anyone.  If
                                ever you are faced with a challenge and you do not think you're gonna
                                make it, just remember that  "I  used to bullzeye wamp rats back home.
                                They're  not  much  bigger than  two  meters."  White Trash Jim - You  got
                                thick blood  running through your veins.  I'll learn  how to play golf when
                                you  learn  how to shoot pool.
                                 Kent-  Deaf and  blind as you are, you're a  real  funny bastard.  I  appreci­
                                 ate  all  the  money  you've  lost  to  me  over  the  years.  1  could  not  have
                                 made  it to Louie's without you.
                                 Matty Boy-  Long haired,  chin biting,  nut crushing freak,  don't ever stop
                                 doing Os.  I  always got your back.
                                           Sammy J-  Where are you? despite your disappearance,
                                           you'll always be one of the boys. Chuckles- "At least I'm
                                           enjoyin'  the ride."  I'll  forever be  in your debt.
                                           Scrotelli-  You  better  pick  up  the  slack  now  that  we're
                                           gone. Just don't die trying.
                                           Big  Daddy-  You  Big,  You  Bad,  You  the  Man.  You  also
                                           look astoundingly like  Dewey Oxburger.
                                           "You  look like a lizard.  " T  feel  like a  lizard."  —   Matty
                                           "Ask  me  why  I'm  drunk  all  the  time.  It  levels  my  head
                                           and eases my mind."-  BobDylan
                                           "If  there  is  anything  they  can't  make  us  do,  it's  stop
                                           drinking more beer. ”  —
                                           "We'rrrre gonna  hit that tree."  —   Schneider
                                           "Humphreys,  you're  here on the skin  of a  banana  peel.
                                           It's been  in  the sun  for days.  It stinks!"  -Doc
                                           Obviously,  thank  you  family.  Without  you  I  would  not
                                           know anything about anything.

























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   ne would be mere futility.  What did it matter what anyone knew or ignored? What did it matter who
   s manager? One gets sometimes such a flash of insight. The essentials of this affair lay deep under
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    surface,  beyond  my reach and  beyond  my power of meddling." -Joseph Conrad
   re you sure that a floor cannot be a ceiling? Are you absolutly certain that you go up when you walk
    a stair case? Can you be definite that it is impossible to eat your cake and  have it?"  -M.C.  Escher
   ow I'm not pro-drug. They can obviously cause a lot of damage. But I am pro-logic, and you're never
    ng to stop the human  need for release through altered consiousness.  The government could take
   ay all the drugs in the world and people would spin on their lawns until they saw god. " -Dennis Miller
    m and Dad:  I can never thank you enough for how much you have done for me over the years. You
   i  *ve always been there for me, and supported me no matter what, and for that I am eternally grateful.
  Auren:  Always  question  authority,  and  live  life  as you  see  fit,  don't let  others  force  their  views  and
  ■iefs upon you.
  |,  EM,  HB, JB, JR,  DS, AJ:  It's ok to stray from the beaten path,  but always be aware of the direction
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