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RAIN HAT- used as protection against leaking
freon from air-conditioners.

SURGICAL MASK- needed for protection from
dangerous asbestos ceilings. CRIB NOTES- concealed under collar.
Needed to pass the make-or-break test
to avoid destroying one's future and
shattering parents' hopes and dreams.
NUMBER TWO LEAD PENCILS- need­
ed for three straight days of S.R.A. teat-
ing.
IZOD CLOTHING- Alligator socks,
sweater, shirts, and shoestrings worn in
worship to the alligator (followers
knows as preppies).

WEBSTER'S COLLEGIAGE DICTIONARY- read
during free time. Due to rising costs, this is the
closest she will come to a college education. SM OKER'S BUST PREVENTION
KIT- contains perfume, deodorant,
PADDED CUSHION- carried to every class for spearmint gum, and toothpaste to
use on extremely hard chairs. help cover up after a quick stop at
the bathroom between classes.
SACK LUNCH- consists of potato chips, candy
bars, candy and pop. Meets 19% of daily junk
food requirement.
DESIGNER JEANS- purchased for
fifty dollars for the privilege of do­
ing free advertising for the designer.

BEN GAY- needed to keep warm be­
cause of the school's mandatory ther­
mostat setting.

COVER GIRL MAKEUP KIT- absolutely necessary
to have the vogue look.

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