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Kerry Lynn McCarthy




      Holy  Child:
      Proverbs  16:8  Job 28:12-15   1  Corinthians 1:26-29
      “Hoc ego, tuque sumus: set quod sum, non potes esse: Tn quod es,
      e populo quilibet esse potest.” - Epigrams(V, 13,9)
      “Cada uno es come Dios le hijo, v aim peor muchas vezes.”- Don
       Quixote (XI, 5)
       “Dans uue avalanche, aucun flocon ne se sentjamais responsable.”
       - Stanislaw Lee
       Mom and Dad: “Well, pick me up witli golden hands. Send me
       on my way, on my way” - Rusted Root
       You are the people I can always turn to.  Thank you for being my
       advisers, my support, and my parents. I love you.
       Colm:  “Reality continues to ruin my life” -Calvin
       You’re more dian a brother; you’re my best friend.  Thanks for
       always making me laugh. LAY OFF!!! I just wantmy FRIES!!!!
       Kenzie: “Waubeeka is where the heart is.” -  Bill ‘90.
       You’re my better half, thanks for always understanding. Hey, did
       you know Camp Proposed failed?
       My  friend  Kerry  Cook:  aka Wackjob  #1.
       I can’t even remember not having you as a friend.  Look at ME!!
       “Kerry... RUUUUN!!!!!”
         “True terror is to wake uj)
         one morning and discover
         drat your high school class
         is running tJie country.”
         ~ Vonnegut


                                                             (GASP) Calamity (GASP) JANE -  Neato bandito - the raptor -
                                                             “I'm sorry Sam.”  -  “It didn’t mold, it only got hard.”  - Fish
                                                             slapping dance - Elegaaaance!!  - Chittany - “I’m not a slut, I just
                                                             have low standards.” - WTF mates?! ~  Marianne, Wanda and
                                                             Earl  - “What are we doing  at Waverly St?”-  lotion...-  YAYA!  -
                                                             tobey the leech - McGill / Alison - venemous sand monkeys -
                                                             Karma chameleon - bunny shaped pasta!  - “wow..that’s such a
                                                             cool poster.. I don’t get it.” -   “I know exactly where I am.” -
                                                             Mental breakdowns  - ABB  -  YATTA  -  NO, firmly!  -  “I’m
                                                             gonna eat yo’ babies!” - Gym Class - “We’re not green...  we’re
                                                             brown.” -  N-A-K-E-D BOAT!  - Dumb Cake -  No ketchup, no
                                                             pickles, no onions, no pepper. - “Hey! We’re hanging out! Let’s
                                                             put it in our blurbs.”  -  It's a WOOD NYMPH!  -  Sounds like
                                                             PETUNIA!  - queef....- “And I mean SUPER stupid.”  - who’s
                                                             diere? JOE MAMA!  - So how about diat wrestling/swim meet? -
                                                             die bike trail - peanut butter.... and oranges - shady shady emails
                                                             -  “Kerri', no. That’s a bad idea.” - the ferret - Pema.. enough
                                                             said.  - penguin sweaters  -  Mother of GOD!  BONK!  -
                                                             heavenly cornbread - I’m freaking OUT MAN!- Rennaissance
                                                             Fair - Miser Catulle -  Curling Iron -  Real Ultimate Power -
                                                             Ninja’s -  the Polka  - Tool!  -  cocoa motion  -  St. Marks  ~
                                                             “O pen-m inded students everywhere owe a debt o f  gratitude to
                                                             A bercrom bie & Fitch.  Not since H ester Prvnne has an
                                                             em broidered ‘A ’ been such a clear indication o f whom to avoid.” -
                                                             Rolling-Stone




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