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Katherine Elizabeth Chappell

Mom + Dad: Thank you so much for always being there for me and
helping me get through these tough times. You have always be­
lieved in me, even when I have doubted myself. Lauren, Ryan, and
Jen: I always know I can confide in you il I have a problem.
Whether it’s looking for an actress for my movie, or asking for
some constructive criticism, I know I can get the honest truth from
you. And trust me, that’s good! Michelle Koetke: Ever since 6th
grade, you have always supported me and believed in me, from
being my confirmation sponsor to just giving me guidance as a
teacher. While I work those long hours in your office, the time just
Hies by because of your company. I have had so much fun this tear
and I don’t know what I’m gonna do without you next year! It’s
good to know that next year, even though my friends will all be
gone, I’ll have one friend to return to when I visit. I have to see if
you still have the xmas spirit! Kerry, Katie T, Caitlin, Lauren, and
Alison: Thanks for being such awesome company these past few
years. When others abandoned me, you always stuck by my side
and were ready to cheer me up. From bunny shaped pasta to those
awesome Yalta men, you guys made these years a blast! Kerry, I’m
glad we became such good friends these past years. From your
mom’s awesome cooking (CORNBREAD!) to our fun experiences
at Fordham, you made high school cool, and by cool, I mean
TOTALLY SW EET! And Katie, on graduation day, take deep
breaths! Tyler: Keep staying cute! I’m going to miss you next year.
Try not to stink up the place!
I smell something fishy,
and I’m not talking about
the contents of Baldrick’s
apj)le crumble.

I want to be young and wild, then 1 want to be middle-
aged and rich, and then I want to be old and annoy
people by pretending that I ’m deaf.’-Rowan Atkinson
*1 hey do say, that verbal insults hurt more than physical pain. They
are, of course, wrong as you shall find out when I stick this toasting
fork in you.‘ Fry guy*SMC*Dut*SOH CAH TOA'Tant Pis * All right
Johnny, I’m sorry* Lister: The red, green and blue alert
signs are all flashing. What the smeg does that mean?
Kryten: W ell either we’re under attack sir, or we’re
having a disco. 'Bottle Cap Matt*I’m sorry Sahm'Fish Slapping
Dance 'KatieCisthebest'.1Slim Jim ‘ Chicago ‘ Kerry, I don’t speak
Japanese! 1 just like it! * Anta Miqula Orqu* Karma
Chameleon‘ Bunny Shaped Pasta* Yalta ‘ kerrv’s parrot picture *To
me, boxing is like a ballet, except there’s no music, no
choreography, and the dancers hit each other.’-Jack
Handy Real Ultimate Power* La Margarita’s‘ Disney Songs'Prince
Ali*Burritos-never again will I eat another burrito* binary
codes *anglophile*expatriol 'Angel *A war hasn’t been fought
this badly since Olaf the Hairy, High Chief of all the
Vikings, accidentally ordered 80,000 battle helmets with
the horns on the inside. -Blackadder ‘ You are the best
person ever invented * God save the Queen!*It didn’t mold...it only
got hard*I don’t think this is a field...is that a bridge? Oh my god!
W e’re walking on a frozen pond!‘ Love, Actually...crying,
actually'Calamity Jane (please don’t kill me, Katie!)'Awesome and
totally sweet* Opening windows'Dude and Dudettes'Tf they ever
come up with a swashbuckling School, I think one of the
courses should be Laughing, Then Jumping Off
Something.’-Jack Handy

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