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An epidemic



                                 every year?



                               C   very year many students con-
                               ™   tract a strange disease called
                             Senior-itis. It is very much like
                             Spring fever, but the causes and
                             symptoms are somewhat different.
                               The first symptoms strike a stu­
                             dent at the beginning of his or her
                             senior year. They are described as a
                             strong desire to pick on freshmen
                             and very little desire to enroll in aca­
                             demic classes.
                                By the end of first semester, the
                              secondary symptoms move in. Usu­
                              ally, these are an extreme case of
                              yawning, restlessness and no desire
                              to do homework.
                                During the last month of a stu­
                              dent’s senior year, the symptoms
                              reach their peak. There is a lot of
                              falling asleep in class and a desire
                              to pull fire alarms.
                                Several teachers are looking des­
                              perately to find a cure, but the stu­
                              dents don’t seem to want one.




                             Pulling pranks is a common happening during the senior
                             class' last week of school  Senior Mike Helton and his friend
                             try the usual prank of turning over a row of lockers.








                        Timothy Schroeder
                          Jeffrey Schuman
                           Michael Schutz
                               Brian Scott














                             William Scott
                            Greg Seewald
                    Alagappan Shanmugam
                         Virginia Sheehan
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