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An epidemic
every year?
C very year many students con-
™ tract a strange disease called
Senior-itis. It is very much like
Spring fever, but the causes and
symptoms are somewhat different.
The first symptoms strike a stu
dent at the beginning of his or her
senior year. They are described as a
strong desire to pick on freshmen
and very little desire to enroll in aca
demic classes.
By the end of first semester, the
secondary symptoms move in. Usu
ally, these are an extreme case of
yawning, restlessness and no desire
to do homework.
During the last month of a stu
dent’s senior year, the symptoms
reach their peak. There is a lot of
falling asleep in class and a desire
to pull fire alarms.
Several teachers are looking des
perately to find a cure, but the stu
dents don’t seem to want one.
Pulling pranks is a common happening during the senior
class' last week of school Senior Mike Helton and his friend
try the usual prank of turning over a row of lockers.
Timothy Schroeder
Jeffrey Schuman
Michael Schutz
Brian Scott
William Scott
Greg Seewald
Alagappan Shanmugam
Virginia Sheehan

