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I k n o w not w it h w h a t w e a p o n s W o r ld W a r III
w ill be fo u gh t, but W o r ld W a r I V w ill be fo u gh t
w it h stick s and stones.
-A lb e rt E in stein

A b an k er is a fe llo w w h o lends y o u his u m b re lla
w h e n the su n is s h in in g , but w a n t s it b ack the
m in u te it b eg in s to rain.
- M a r k T w a i n

B e ca re fu l about re a d in g h ealth books. Y o u m a y
die o f a m isp rin t.
- M a r k T w a i n
A m a n can be h a p p y w it h a n y w o m a n as lo n g as
I
he does not lo v e her.
-O sc a r W ild e

A l w a y s fo rg iv e y o u r en em ies; n o th in g a n n o y s
th e m so m uch.
-O sc a r W ild e

A m e r i c a h a d o f t e n b e e n d i s c o v e r e d b e f o r e
C o lu m b u s , but it had a lw a y s been h u sh ed up.
-O sc a r W ild e
DAVID

A VRAM

PASTERNAK

Nurshing Home OrderlyrWfcars that?’
Elderly Woman: ‘M y fingers hurdf
Nursing Home Orderly: ‘Oh, well, now your
back’s gonna hurt, ‘cause you just pulled
landscaping duty. Anybody else’s fingers hurt?
...I didn’t think so’” H-'tt

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