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PERMANTLY FRIZZED HAIR- to help conceal
growing bald spot.

RED PENCILS- for making innumerable criti­
cal remarks on students' papers.
TRAY OF VACATION SLIDES- used to fi
time in classes when lesson plans aren't prepared
BINOCULARS- to take roll in over­
crowded classes.
COLORFUL TRAVEL BROCHURES- to dream
of the two-week vacation that will never
come.

NATIONAL LAMPOON- To help pass
time during study hall duty.

DRESS FOR SUCCESS- the key to
learning how to blend plaids with
stripes and polka dots, and what
color tennis shoes to wear with
one's leisure suits.

V ID E O C A S S ET T E O F " S C A R E D
STRAIGHT"- viewed periodically to ac­
quire methods of teenage crowd control
during the lunch periods.

THERMOS OF COFFEE- to help keep awake
after grading papers through the night.

EMPTY BRIEFCASE- carried in hall­
ways and to classes to convey a busi­
ness-like and authoritative appear­
ance.

HEAVY DUTY ODOR-EATERS- needed after
being on feet all day giving lectures to stu­
dents.

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