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Laura Moreno
Jeffery Mundt
Megan Munstermann
Michael Musselman
Shawn Nebe
Danny Nelson

Mitsu Niiya
Jennifer Noble
Kenneth Ochsner
Derek Ordway
Stacy Parks
Valerie Paskac

Ryan Pederson
Aaron Perry
Tracy Petersen
Jennifer Pigg
Paul Pleskach
Marty Price

David Pursel
Susan Richardson
Bradly Roan
Richard Robinson
Aaron Rood
April Rust

Gina Rybin
Susan Salado
Jodi Schirmer
Allison Schluchter
Brent Schonlau
Melanie Schroeppel

How much money would it take for you to step into a
ring with James Buster Douglas? Zsa Zsa Gabor?

-Does that mean I'd have to stay -Douglas? Nothing if I had a
there? shotgun. Gabor? Nothing if I had a
flame thrower.
-I'd get into the ring with Douglas
A rtw o rk b y K e v in Slom a
for a hot date with Mike Tyson and -With Douglas, I'd need enough to
a cool mill. pay for the doctor bills so that I -Douglas? $.50, then I'd shake his hand.
won't have to work again. Zsa Zsa?
-For Douglas, I'd have to be invis­ I'd slap her! (Ha HA) -With Gabor, I'd do it for nothing! Douglas?
ible first, then $1,000,000. For I don't know-what's the going rate for recon­
Gabor, $10,000,because associat­ -Douglas? All the money in the structive surgery?
ing with her is bad for my image. national deficit. Zsa Zsa? $.05
-Douglas? A new car. Gabor? A good
-I wouldn't waste my time on Zsa -I wouldn't step into a ring with Zsa lawyer.
Zsa. Zsa Gabor. With Douglas, I'd take
$1 million in small bills. I'm going -Why would you want to step into the ring
-I'd need $1 million before I got to step into the ring, and then step with her?
into a ring with Douglas. You right back out!
couldn't pay me enough to get into
one with Gabor.