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Andrea Clark
Christopher Coffelt
Alicia Colanino
Andrea Cotton

Heather Craig
Jonathon Crosby
Joseph Cunningham
Jahna Danielson

Natalie Davis
Bryan Digilio
Daniel Dittman
David Dodd

Jeremy Dodd
Jessica Doll
Courtney Dyer
Karen Elder

False pies!
What many stu­
I asked my p asto r about it the dents don’t know
o th er day, and she confirm ed my al­ about this contest
ready strong belief that, yes, pie con­ is that the pies are
tests have been going on since the daw n only whipped
of tim e. In h e r day though the contes­ cream in a pie pan.
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tants w ere beaten into subm ission, and
was volunteered
th en throw n into a fighting ring like
by a member of the
wild anim als frothing at the m outh ready
pom squad who
to get th e ir pie. People got hurt, and yet wishes to remain
this senseless act of en tertain m en t con­ anonymous. Se­
tinues. It’s like a sick disease th at af­ niors, Tim
fects every generation. Pie eating is a Garofolo, Randy
frightening, ritualistic act, but obviously Hood, Rachel
totally necessary to the success of any Willis, Heather
Morrison, Laura
high school sports season. Senior Ju s­
Moneke, Justin
tin P eterso n stated th at the contest,
Pigg and Scott
“gave m e spiritual stren g th to carry on G u t s c h e w s k i
th roughout my C ross C ountry seaso n .” await the results
T herefore the annual eating with baited breath.
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