Page 197 - 1989

The way we look now

will soon be the

way we looked then

The husband was sitting in the don’t follow these pointers, you may
kitchen, hyperventilating. “Oh my not have a yearbook for your 20th class
God, my 20th class reunion is coming reunion.
up in an hour and a half,” he thought 1. Upon receiving your yearbook,
wildly, wondering how to escape. He do not let fellow student peers write on
looked frantically around the kitchen the pictures or stories. When “Book­
and saw his high school yearbook. He ies” see this, it makes them want to
calmed down some as his hands shoot the offenders in the darkroom.
touched the cool cover. He flipped 2. Do not abuse (mentally or physi­
through it one more time, reliving the cally) your yearbook. This year,
past Walsworth has equipped each book with
“Oh honey bear, are you ready to a self-destructor, programmed to go off
go?” asked the wife. when the book experiences abuse.
He smiled faintly as he laid the 3. It is recommended that you place
yearbook down and left the house. your yearbook in a prominent area of
Throughout the course of the 1988- your home and place fresh gardenias
1989 yearbook theme and division by it each day.
pages, the yearbook has been dropped, If you follow the above procedure, Senior Joe Mandolfo won the right
chewed on by a baby and stepped on. you will derive much pleasure from to kiss Principal Martha Novak
We, of the 1988-1989 yearbook staff, do your yearbook. during a fundraiser for the Arme-
not want our product of nine months Thank you, ninn pnrt.hmm.ha uintim a.
of hard labor to meet with such abuse. Theme Editor
Therefore, we are listing nice things L culU j X )(SITIO M jz
for you to do for your yearbook If you n #•
Lauri Dorrance

Students wanted to try the Ram
mascot outfit on for size, but the
cheerleaders did all the work.

Tim Mosser, Health and Driver’s
Ed teacher, and the seatbelt safety
Seniors Kristen Miller and Shan- dummies promote buckling up.
non Jensen wait for the minutes to
pass before graduation begins. T h e prom th e m e w a s " I L t a C re a m in 'C a u s e D r e a m t W ill M a ke
Y o u M im e ".

Rampages, VoL I, No. 15, Page 1, May 9,1980.