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Author Unknown – A “gimme” can best be defined as an agreement between two
golfers, neither of whom can putt very well.
Hank Aaron – It took me seventeen years to get 3,000 hits. I did it in one afternoon on
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Ernie Banks – Baseball reveals character; golf exposes it.
Patty Berg – The more you play it, the less you know about it.
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Paul Harvey – Golf is a game in which you yell “fore,” shoot six, and write down five.
Ben Hogan – Reverse every natural instinct and do the opposite of what you are inclined
to do, and you will probably come very close to having a perfect golf swing.
Bobby Jones – No one ever swung too slowly.
Dave Kindred – One hundred years of experience had demonstrated that the game is
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Gary Player – If you think your hands are more important in your golf swing than your
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Rick Reilly – Golf is the cruelest game, because eventually it will drag you out in front
of the whole school, take your lunch money, and slap you around.
Chi Chi Rodriguez – I don’t fear death, but I sure don’t like those three-footers for par.
Sam Snead – Of all the hazards, fear is the worst.
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