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                                                                      A A ASHWOOD ABBEY (COMPACT)
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            mals has got its kicks from killing things no one else ever managed to kill. And having fun
            with them. Before and after the killing part.
               The original Ashwood Abbey, near Edinburgh, was the home of Reverend Doctor Mar-
            cus McDonald Ogilvy, who, notwithstanding his august title and status within the Anglican
            Communion, was, by any standards of the day, a very bad man. He held debauched court over

            one of the several so-called “Hellfire Clubs”: secret societies of like-minded, well-connected
            men and women who sought to smash the taboos of the day. By modern standards, the recre-
            ational drugs, casual sex and public bondage-play were pretty tame. Rev. Ogilvy, a thinker ahead
            of his time, seemed to understand that. He urged his followers to break the rules any way they
            could. It was during an outdoor orgy one Midsummer night that the wealthy attendees at
            Ashwood Abbey fell foul of a pack of werewolves who objected to people taking turns
            screwing against a standing stone they put great store in.
               Many of Ashwood Abbey’s regulars died that night. The rest ran off. The survivors
            were nonetheless able to avert a scandal: the dozen or so worthies who died had not left
            behind any note of their location. When Ogilvy and a dozen armed men went back by
            day to get rid of the bodies, they found a couple of gnawed, bloodied bones, and what
            looked like dog feces, only in prodigious quantities, left at the corners of the site, as if
            as a marker.
               A more conventional Victorian clergyman would have thought it a sign that
            perhaps it was time to give up on the pursuit of sin. Ogilvy was no conventional
            clergyman. He saw it as an opportunity. He led his inner circle back to the stones
            three nights later. And on the top of that hill, in full sight of all his compan-
            ions, he masturbated over the central stone.
               Then he waited, standing next to the valet, who cleaned him up and dressed
            him again even as Ogilvy loaded his trusty elephant gun with solid silver shot. To
            his disappointment, he never got to hang the werewolves’ heads on his wall; they
            reverted to human form as they gave up the ghost. Still, he’d got the bug. Over
            the next decade, Ogilvy’s followers bagged everything from a six-armed demon
            goddess they’d caught in India and let loose in Berkshire, to a thousand-year-old
            man made of pieces of dead people.
               And so it went. After Ogilvy’s swift and untimely death at the wooden tal-
            ons of a three-armed goblin, the society continued. The Abbey was preserved at his
            bequest, and became a high-class clubhouse. Several members moved to the New
            World at the end of the 19  century and set up chapters there. Thanks to the incestu-
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            ous nature of European royalty (and yes, several members of the British Royal family
            were members), chapters likewise were set up across Europe. They often outlived the
            social structures that had created them, as societies collapsed and changed over the
            course of that tumultuous century.
               These days, the chapters exist more or less independently. Most still pay a regular
            fee to Ashwood Abbey for the use of the name and a list of worldwide members.
               Joining is an odd business. Some people are simply asked, after having been
            groomed by a member for some time. More commonly, members are coerced into
            joining: a prospect is invited to a dinner party held by the membership; they re-
            veal they hunt monsters, describe the location of a prospective victim and make an
            elaborate show of drawing lots. There’s a bag of billiard balls. Lots of red balls, one
            white ball; the one who gets the white ball gets the privilege of leading the hunt.
            And — surprise — who’s the lucky member? The new boy. It’s fixed, of course, and

            by the time the hunt’s over, the new member is either full fl edged or dead.














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