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             Ian looked over his shoulder and   through those annoying commercials   had walked nearly the half of the route.   Ian enough and gave him a bendable
          saw a giant doughnut floating on top of   about some pointless Indian films that   While he was walking along the road,   iPhone6+ as a show of gratitude.
          the mountain directly above the peak.   I can’t understand a word they are     he found another young woman crying   After Ian had been walking for a
          His eyes grew bigger as if they were   saying again and again just to get to   alone.                   while he could finally see the top of the
          going to pop out of their sockets. His   those last freaking 5 minutes,” said the   “Are you alright girl? Why are you   mountain waiting for him. Suddenly he
          irises reflected the doughnut in the sky,   young woman.                  crying?”                      saw a beautiful lady with long blond hair
          which made him look like he had   “Is it the sixth episode of season 4?      “Nicki Minaj’s new song Anaconda   in a gorgeous light blue dress, crying;
          doughnut eyes. Ian decided that he   Oh yeah, I’ve watched it. Rick and his   is stuck in my head and I can’t get it   it was Queen Elsa of Arendelle.
          must  reach  that  doughnut  and           folks just…”                   out. It is ruining my life. People think   “Oh,  Queen  Elsa,  why  are  you
          transform himself into a more special   “No No No, don’t spoil it for me. You   I’m crazy when I hum the melody. I can’t   crying?”
          version of his boring old self.  are making it worse.”                    sleep because it keeps playing in my   “People on the internet have been
             Ian started his adventure to find the   “Well it that case, you can have my   head:  ‘My  anaconda  don’t,  my                 trying to ship me. Come ‘on like, who
          prized goodies. The path led to the top   DVD box set of the sixth season. They   anaconda don’t. My anaconda don’t   the hell is Jack Frost? He isn’t even a
          of the mountain. As he was walking   are  legal  and  commercial-free.  I’m   want none unless you got buns, hun.’   Disney character! Also, Olaf and me?
          along the path, he found a little girl   bored of zombies shooting and other   See? It’s coming again. ‘My anaconda   Really? He is technically my son. What
          standing alone crying with a laptop in   unnecessary random scenes.”      don’t…’                       on earth are these fan fiction authors
          her hands..                      “Oh thanks a lot, you regular man.”         “Well, how about listening to other   thinking? Are they just gonna write a
             “What ‘up girl? Why are you crying?”   the teenage girl said with a smile that   song like “Lost Stars.” Yeah, I love that   story about me working out with all the
          asked Ian.                    spread wide across her face.                song especially the hook, when Adam   male and female characters in Frozen,
             “I’ve already watched 18 minutes   The young woman couldn’t thank      Levine sings in his sexy high-pitch tone.   Wreck-it Ralph, Superheroes, Rapunzel,
          of The Walking Dead on the Internet (for   Ian enough, so she gave him front-row   Or if you were one of those weirdo   Merida, characters from Doctor Who,
          some  reasons  there’s  3G  on  this        tickets for One Direction’s live concert   Beliebers who love listening to JB sing   Han’s brothers, Mickey Mouse and a
          mountain), but for some magical reason   in Bangkok. Ian took the ticket and   in his annoyingly effeminate voice.”  clone of myself?”
          in the last 5 minutes of the climax (the   continued his journey.            “Thanks  you  so  much  for  your   “Queen Elsa, why do you even care
          scene when Rick and his pals are     It had been just a few hours since   recommendation,  regular  guy,”  the   about what they are saying? If they are
          shooting zombies), it wouldn’t load. So   he started his journey, but because of   woman said.          being rude to you just sing that song or
          I kept refreshing my browser and going   the magic of literature it seems like Ian   And this woman too couldn’t thank   shoot your ice magic into their hearts.”
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