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                      Experienced, Honest and Reliable Multi-Skilled Handyman

              Inside                       Outside

                 Carpentry                   Decking
                 Plumbing                    Patios
                 Plastering                  Gardening
                 Tiling                      Pressure Washing
                 Painting and Decorating

              Available for full or half day hire to catch up with all the little jobs you have
              been meaning to do.

              Phone David McDonald for free no obligation quote 07951738446 or e mail
              David@davidmcdonaldproperties.co.uk

              Numerous references available.





             The Moordown Traders Association are an enthusiastic group of business
           owners from the Moordown community who have come together to promote
            local trade and raise the profi le of Moordown as a shopping and business
               destination, to support local traders and enhance local businesses.
           We meet regularly, work voluntarily and liaise closely with the Bournemouth
             Chamber of Trade & Commerce (BCTC), Bournemouth Council, elected
            Members and local media to ensure that the Moordown trading district is
                                represented in a positive light.
               The Moordown Traders Association meet monthly between 6pm-8pm
                  upstairs at the Moordown Conservative Club in Balfour Road.
                       All Moordown traders & businesses are welcome.
                Come along, air your views and meet other local business people.
             Drinks available at the bar and sandwiches are provided for the peckish.
                                    Next meeting date is:
                   Tuesday 20th September  (no meeting in August)
                   For more information visit: www.more2moordown.com
            Two old gents who live in the same retirement home go to their
            Post Offi  ce one afternoon to draw on their pensions. Just as they
                      are leaving a gang of armed robbers burst in.
          While several of the robbers take the money from the tellers, others
           line up the customers, including the old boys, against a wall, and
              proceed to take their wallets, watches, and other valuables.
             While this is going on one of the old men stuff s something into
            the other ones pocket.  Without looking down, The second man
               whispers, “What was that?” to which fi rst old fellah replies,
                                 “It’s that £50 I owe you.”
        To advertise <> 08000 430485 <> email: info@thelocaleye.com  <> www.thelocaleye.com



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