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BOURNEMOUTH ELECTRIC BOWLS CLUB

Open Day - Sunday 2nd April 11am-4pm

Whether you’re a beginner or experienced bowler, young or old, whether curious or looking
for a change of sport, for a little exercise or to meet new friends, or maybe just for fun, come
along and meet us and find out more.
Refreshments will be available.

The club is available to hire 7 days a week and offers a range of facilities available for use,
such as licensed bar, lounge, spacious grounds and a large hall making it an ideal venue for a
range of special events, such as parties and wedding receptions.

We are the first Bowls Club in Bournemouth to become a registered charity. Reg: 1170761

For more information please contact Ron Hutchinson: 07982 184353
Bournemouth Electric Club, Broadway Lane, BH8 0AA
http://bournemouthelectricclub.com

Danny was visiting his mate Brad who was in a new wing of the
hospital, following an accident with his DIY paint stripper. Danny
asked his mate what he thought about the place and things in general.
“The nurses are very good and so is the treatment” came the reply,
“But the food gets a bit boring.”
“What do you mean boring”, asked Danny?
“Well we get “Haggis” for breakfast, “Haggis”for our lunch and then
“Haggis”again for supper”. replied Brad.
“Well what do you expect”, says Danny. You are in the Burns Unit!
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A prominent Welsh minister travelling home one night was greatly
annoyed when a young man much the worse for drink came and sat
next to him on the bus. “Young man,” he declared, “do you not realise
you are on the road to perdition?” “Oh, Hell,” replied the drunkard,
“I could have sworn this bus went to Llanelli.”

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