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Fruit & Veg Box Winners!

It just goes to show that it can be worth entering the
crossword prize draw available in this magazine each month.
The July winner, Helen Woodall, is shown here being presented with a lovely box of fl owers, fruit
and vegetables by Roger Oates on behalf of the North Bournemouth Allotment Society who very
kindly donated the prize.

Bournemouth Electric Bowls Club

Short Mat returns in October
Each Wednesday from 1:00pm.
All welcome.

For more information contact:

Keith: 07593 559103
Ron: 01202 252291

www.hugofox.com/community/bournemouth-electric-bowls-club-8744

There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his
desire to become a great writer.
When asked to defi ne “great” he said, “I want to write stuff that
the whole world will read, stuff that people will react to on a truly
emotional level, stuff that will make them scream, cry, howl in pain
and anger!” He now works for Microsoft, writing error messages.
....................
Dear Agony Aunt, I have two brothers, one works at Microsoft, the
other is serving 20 years for armed robbery.
My mother died of insanity when I was three years old, my two
sisters are prostitutes and my father sells drugs.
Recently, I met a beautiful girl who comes from a fi rm religious and
upright family. My problem is this:
Shall I tell her about my brother who works at Microsoft?
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