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MAZAH BAKHAIR
CHEAP PARROT his incessant yelling, cursing, and name-calling. Finally
the repairman couldn’t contain himself any longer and
A woman went to a pet shop & immediately spotted a yelled, “Shut up, you stupid ugly bird!”
large, beautiful parrot. There was a sign on the cage that To which the parrot replied, “Get him, Spike!”
said $50.00, which seemed awfully cheap.
“Why so little,” she asked the pet store owner.
The owner looked at her seriously and said, “Look, I QUIET PARROT
should tell you first that this bird used to live in a house
of Prostitution and sometimes it says some pretty vulgar A lady desiring companionship bought a parrot from a
stuff.” local pet store, complete with cage. Before purchasing
it she asked for a guarantee that it would talk and was
assured that it would.
The woman thought about this, but decided she had to She took the parrot home. Then, a weekES
have the bird anyway. She took it home and a half later, she returned to the store
ROT JOand hung the bird’s cage up in her very disappointed.
Kliving room and waited for it to “The parrot doesn’t talk.”
Rsay something. The bird looked “Did you buy a mirror?”
Aaround the room, then at her, and
said, “New house, new madam.”
P
The woman was a bit shocked at “No.”
the implication, but then found it “Every parrot needs a mirror.”
kind of amusing.
When her 2 teenage daughters So she bought a mirror and
returned from school, the bird saw installed it in the parrot’s cage.
them enter and said, “New house, Another week and a half went by
new madam, new girls.” and she returned again.
The girls and the woman were a bit offended but then “The parrot still doesn’t talk.”
began to laugh about the situation considering how and “Did you buy a ladder?”
where the parrot had been raised.
Moments later, the woman’s husband came home from “No.”
work.
The bird looked at him and said, “Hi, Bob!” “Every parrot needs a ladder.” So she bought a ladder and
installed it in the cage. Another week and a half passed
MEAN PARROT and she returned yet again.
“The parrot still doesn’t talk.”
Mrs. Davidson’s dishwasher quit working so she calls a “Did you buy a swing?”
repairman. Since she has to go to work the next day, she “No.”
tells him, “I’ll leave the key under the mat. Fix the dish- “Every parrot needs a swing.” So she bought a swing
washer, leave the bill on the counter, and I’ll mail you the and installed it in the cage. A week and a half later she
check. Oh, by the way, don’t worry about my bulldog; he returned. She was furious! The store owner asked, “Did
won’t bother you. But, whatever you do, do not, under any the parrot talk?”
circumstances, talk to the parrot!” “No!, he died.”
When the repairman arrives at Mrs. Davidson’s apartment “Oh, that’s terrible. Did he say anything before he died?”
the next day, he discovers the biggest and meanest Bull
Dog he has ever seen. But just as she said, the dog just lays
there on the carpet watching the repairman go about his
business.
The Parrot, however, drove him nuts the whole time with
