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 of the questions put to the college girl are both ridiculous and                                            PREPAREDNESS
 pathetic, but in most cases they require some pretty hard thinking.
 A teacher about to be pensioned in our school wanted to go into                                        B Y ISABELLE HENDERSON STEWART, 2, '05
 settlement work in a city, and as I happened to know the woman
 at the head of our college settlement in Chicago, she was helped.                 Once upon a time there was a bride, who on her first laundry
 Last spring a high school girl wanted to take up nursing. We                   day, went through all the required formula of soap suds, rinsings,
 labored over her application and she was finally accepted. One of              bluings, and starchings. Only, the order was somewhat reversed,
 the boys wanted a short course in "bee farming" and a school of that           for the wind blew gaily a line full of clothes, sad looking, too—
nature was located for him.                                                     for the starched things had been thoroughly, very thoroughly rinsed,
                                                                                and blued to the blueness of despair. Nor is this a case where the
    It is not all giving, for a college girl is enriched by each experience,    excuse, "She was only in love," can be laid at her door. It was
and she begins to feel after a while that she is of some help in the            due to lack of training, education, and ignorance of logical think-
community even though she may be trying to fill a position as I                 ing. H e r schooling ended at the eighth grade before the days
am of running a large household with one hand and disseminating                 of domestic training. It is wisdom now that has led our educators
knowledge with the other. Above all she must keep playing the                   to place this essential in the grades. T h i s is a science that has done
game of "just being glad."                                                      the most for home-making, and blest is she who has had its privileges,
                                                                                and twice blest who has studied it at first hand.
                                   MY WISH
                                                                                    Is it a home where the mistress is a Human Dutch Cleanser?
                                     B Y E L I Z A B E T H H A N L Y , r , '15  Is it a home where the mistress is, well, Waste? Every town has
                                                                                them both. Work never done, for the former sees too much, and
(Published in The Outlook for December 27, and reprinted in                     the latter, too little. Both need to be prepared!

                                                    To DRAGMA.)                     On the hill in our town live the Dutch Cleansers. One day I
                                                                                went to call. I refuse to speak of the parlors, for I have forgotten
                     I f I could be who I would be,                             how many times a week these are aired. T h e dusting and sweeping
                     I f suddenly to me G o d said,                             could well be eliminated, as the rooms are hermetically sealed! Not
                     "Of all my dear and noble dead                             a chance for a mite of a gay dust speck to ever ride gaily in on a
                     Choose one to be again on earth                            sunbeam. I found the mistresses around back, in the kitchens, gen-
                     For strife or service, toil or mirth,                      erally very weary, and apologizing for spotless aprons, and kitchen
                     Resume, one hour, mortality,—"                             stoves "that haven't seen the brush since yesterday." Is this pre-
                     I know right well who I would be.                          paredness ?

                    I f I could go where I would go,                                I arrived home weary and ill at ease, and turned my back on our
                    In all the lovely lands that are                            stove in the living-room. I n the fifties it warmed the feet of the
                    From Southern Cross to Polar Star,                          miners at the old Garibaldi. Many are the stories it could tell
                    I f I could linger for a space                               (that's why I am so fond of i t ) . Yet it is scarred and riveted, and
                    I n one long-loved, earth hallowed place,                   takes black only without a shine. One of the Dutch Cleansers told
                    Why, then God's will should set me down                     me what could be done with vinegar and sugar, and, I think, molasses.
                   At nightfall, in a Scottish town.                            Anyway. I felt I could not make it a success. It sounded like
                                                                                candy. When 1 asked if there weTe some one she could recommend,
                    In "Leery's" shape I would go forth                         she thoughtfully considered the town, and shook her head. Every-
                   Through that dim city of the North,                          Bne, it seems, has work enough in her own home, except the Wastes.
                   And run again with eager feet
                   Along the Kdinboro' street,                                      By any chance that you might be interested in "Garibaldi," I am
                   T o light the gas lamps one by one,                          going to tell you that he was taken up and put down in the cellar
                   And nod to little Stevenson!                                 that very afternoon. I would not be surprised if the crack in his
                   And as he lay in bed he'd see                                Pack widened perceptibly, from inward amusement over our very
                   My street-stars shining in a row.
                  I f I could be who I would be,
                  I f I could go where I would go.
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