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a s t r o l o g y


                                               Why you                      should        date



                       someone you’re not astrologically



                                     “compatible” with





                                                Sun signs are for amateurs.             B y   A L I Z A   K E L L Y


                                                                                                                     3        Embrace



                                                                                                                              tension
                                                                                                                      There will be areas of
                                                                                                                      your charts that
                                                                                                                      scream compatibility
                                                                                                                      (any Moon and Venus
                                                                                                                      correspondences are
                                                                                                                      especially romantic)
                 Opposites attract, amirite? (Please don’t eat me.)                                                   and others that, uh,

                                                                                                                      don’t (Mercury and
                                                                                                                      Mars, for instance,
                                                                                                                      can be combative).
                                                                                                                      But! In astrology,
                                                                                                                      points of conflict are
                                                                                                                      not necessarily nega-
                                                                                                                      tive. Tension can
                                                                                                                      propel momentum and
                                                                                                                      encourage you to shift
                                                                                                                      your perspective
                                                                                                                      (basically, it helps you
                                                                                                                      sort out your shit).


                                                                                                                     4
           So you swiped
           right. The first                                                                                                   Calm TF
           date was *good*.                                                                                                   down
           Then you casually                                                                                          Listen, if your overall
           hunkered down to                                     2                                                     compatibility just isn’t
           stalk them on                                                 Find                                         looking great, it’s
           social and figure                                             patterns                                     fine. Try to flex your
                                                                Let’s take a look at                                  empathy muscle
           out their sign                                       the planets in poten-                                 anyway—after all,
           and...you’re, like,       1                          tial boo’s chart: The      in—and how they            even better-than-a-
           the opposite of                 Make them            Sun reveals their          interact with the          background-check
           soul mates,                     text Mom             external preferences,      planets and signs in       birth charts don’t fully

           according to the           To really figure out      the Moon governs           your own chart. As         decode our complexi-
           internet. Time to          compatibility, you’re     their emotions,            a general rule, fire       ties. At the end of the
           block them for-            gonna want to see         Mercury rules com-         signs (Aries, Leo,         day, astrology is
                                      their birth chart. And                               Sagittarius) and air
           ever and avoid                                       munication, Venus is                                  about compassion,
           a doomed rela-             to get that, you need     associated with love       signs (Gemini, Libra,      ya know?
                                      the exact time and                                   Aquarius) vibe well
           tionship? Eh, do                                     and values, and
                                      place they were born.                                together, while earth
           this instead.                                        Mars symbolizes sex
                                      Better than creepily                                 signs (Taurus, Virgo,
                                      soliciting strangers      drive. Notice which        Capricorn) and water
                                                                sign each planet is
                                      (i.e., their parents) for                            signs (Cancer, Scor-
                                      this info: having them                               pio, Pisces) have a                                    GET T Y IM AGES.
                                      ask Mama directly.                                   ~special connection~.




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