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Acts
                                                                       of ser vice
                   Physical
                     touch                                                                                                    Qualit y
                                             Words of                   You’re pretty
                                           af firmation               much #Girlfriend                                           time

                 Seeing Meghan                                          OfTheYear for                 Gif ts
                and Harry kissing                                       that time you                                       Your ideal date
                                            TFW your crush
                  in public gives                                     Seamless-ed soup                                     night? Dinner, fol-
                                            responds to your
                  you butterflies,                                      to bae’s apart-          Your ex can still          lowed by couch
                 because to you,            thirst trap = solid        ment when they            be spotted wear-           snuggles, sex, a
                                             gold. Textual
                 getting handsy is                                     were sick. Some            ing that watch               sleepover,
                                            paragraphs and
                   the best (and                                      would say you’re           you bought them              brunch, and
                                            long talks IRL are
                   only) way to                                        too nice, but this        back in ’17. (They        plans for the next
                                            the high-key way
                  show affection.                                      is your normal.            got you socks.)             hang. OBVI.
                                             to your heart.








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                                           non-cheesy erotica
                                                                                                                           heart grow fonder?
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