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TOP 10 MOTORWAY BRUISERS
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MOTORWAY BRUISERS
Master of the A road, that’s you. Every a dishevelled old Vectra, wearing crumpled
night in a different Travelodge, smoothing nylon and stinking of last night’s all-you-can-
out your M&S polyester-cotton blend in eat seafood buffet. That’s why you drive a
the Corby trouser press, rinsing the minibar full-fat motorway bruiser. The bottom-of-the-
for fun-size Pringles tubes and coagulating range turbo-diesel runabout just wouldn’t cut
Haribo. The alarm’s set for the crack of the mustard with your go-go lifestyle. You
dawn, because you have places to go and need your executive saloon to be the big-
people to wow. Time is money, my friend, power variant, with the brawny motor and all
and the execs signing cheques in Swindon the toys. Because nice guys inish last. If you
or Maidstone won’t be impressed by want to dominate the motorways, these are
someone who arrives in the ofice car park in the cars you need to have on your wishlist…
“ Nice guys finish last.
If you want to dominate the
motorways, these are the
cars you need on
your wishlist
”
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