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                     Volkswagen CC
                     If there’s any car that’s going to swish you to your location with pleasing thrust while flying under the radar
                     of the boy racers, it’s this one. What Volkswagen did in creating the CC was a stroke of genius, really: in its
                     first generation it was badged ‘Passat CC’. Whereas the CC name was used by other manufacturers to mean
                     coupe-cabriolet, VW’s own interpretation was comfort-coupe. They took the humdrum run-of-the-mill Passat
                     and redesign the body as a slinky four-door with a coupe-like vibe – like Mercedes-Benz did with the CLS. So
                     the underpinnings are all Passat, but it’s all a bit more… posh. If you get a post-2012 facelift car (simply badged
                     Volkswagen CC), you get a more modern nose-and-tail design, and opting for the GT spec gets you all the
                     gadgets and the nicer seats. Most importantly, you need to look past the fact most of the CCs on the market
                     are either diesels or automatics (or both) and find yourself a 2.0-litre petrol with a manual ’box. The TSI engine’s
                     good for 211bhp standard, and a Revo Stage 1 remap takes that up to anywhere between 250-280bhp. You’ll
                     be swishing into the Grimsby Premier Inn in no time.

                     PRICE TODAY: £9,000
                     TOP 3 MODS: Revo remap, BMC CDA induction, Air Lift suspension

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