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l ove
wearing a tracksuit. Worst Upon hearing Trump
He turned up to
discuss immigration
a fancy restaurant
TV, my date said,
Then as soon as the on the restaurant’s
food arrived, he said “Good. They
he had to leave, for dates shouldn’t be here
no reason, and if they’re not here
legally.” He then
dashed out the door. spent 15 minutes
ever! slating Obama.
NIR A N , 2 1 SA NDR A , 2 2
On our first date, Hey, we’ve all been there...
two people he knew
came over. Thinking After arriving 20
they must be friends minutes late, he
of his, I shook their “accidentally” left
hands to be polite. his wallet in the car,
Then I spotted a £20 before taking me
note on the floor. He to an expensive bar
was dealing drugs where he ordered the
under the pub table. entire menu. I footed
the bill myself and he
M ONT A N A , 28 promised he’d return
the favour. I never
heard from
Our “cinema” date him again.
turned out to be us
watching a film on his E LLE N , 2 7
laptop in his broken
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Honda. He then tried
to charge me £11.80 He took his shoes off
for the “ticket”. in the cinema and
put his feet on the
P R INCE , 2 1
chair in front. They
absolutely stank.
A well-known darts ABI , 2 1
player took me to a
casino where I had
to watch him sign I took a tumble in
autographs all night. a skirt, ending up on
He also said, “Who the floor with my bum
wants a stunning Got a dating nightmare to in the air, while my
girlfriend that share? Email your tales of date fell into me. It
everyone’s looking woe to WorstDatesEver@ was basically doggy
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