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T H I S G A M E W I L L P R O V E
S T A R T
I F Y O U H A V E W H A T I T T A K E S T O
survive

A S E A S O N O F

T H E B A C H E L O R

A.
Best case: You walk away with a Neil Lane rock. Worst Try to remember your
“My name is Alexis, I
case: a FabFitFun deal. B y H A N N A H C H A M B E R S came here from
Texas, I make a
dope-ass breakfast”
rap-rhyme moment.
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B. A.
2 C.
Kill her with Hover till she leaves, Rock a head- B.
kindness, but then say you feel bad You’re really vibing with the to-toe unicorn Say hi, squeeze his arm,
give him The for her and the UTI Bachelor (what’s his name getup and say you’ll catch him
Eyes and a she’s been complaining again?) when a particularly speak only in inside...and hope he
subtle thigh pig latin. notices how good your
stroke before butt looks in shiny silk.
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heading out.
T O 3 G O O D B Y E S J U M P T O 3
game plan?
J U M P T O 4

A. B. 4 A.
3
If that’s what he It’s okay. You’re It’s probs a good moment
Oh, dear god. wants...you’re here for the Time for a serious to open up about how
gonna throw right reasons. convo while you try your ex really wounded
started an all-out girl this rosé on her That’s the to ignore the rose you...by filing a restrain-
brawl got the First- tacky mermaid catchphrase, between your dinner ing order. It was all a
Impression Rose. gown. right? plates. Have any- misunderstanding!
How ya feelin’?
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G O O D B Y E S
B.

5

A.
6
Your dad comments
B.
Your sister pulls
Wow, who would have guessed on how tight your LINDSAY: SPL ASHNEWS. ALL OTHERS: GET T Y IM AGES.
you’d leave this journey with the Bach aside future husband’s
1.4 million Instagram followers. to say that she’s jeans are and then
Oh! And a new fiancé! You’re literally never spends all of dinner
seen you this
so ready for marriage...and asking how he’d sup-
happy.
all that #sponcon. port you financially.
S A Y Y O U R
G O O D B Y E S

(With a quick stop at
10 Cosmopolitan Februar y 2020
the Fantasy Suite!)