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I N S T A
Morning
I T I N E R A R Y
zen
I went on You just know Meghan
met each day with a
Meghan doesn’t have to book in
booked-in-advance sun
salutation. Okay, she

advance, but I did, and
even though I’m typically
Markle’s floating water bungalow.
more “bottoms up!”
than “downward dog,” I
loved getting bendy in a

vacation The resort’s entrance.

I know!!!

Always knew I was born
to be a royal, TBH.

B y T A Y L O R A N D R E W S
Beaching
it up

The first time I woke up Like any duchess, I
at Half Moon Montego spent most of my free
time lounging on a
Bay in Jamaica, I legit
chaise underneath the
thought I was dreaming.... never-too-many palm
Is that a beach right out trees. The water was
my window? Do I live here so clear that I could
look down and see...
now? Is this a shirtless my chipped pedicure.
Prince Harry still asleep (What? Duchesses
in my king-size bed? So can also get too busy
for pre-trip pedis.)
“Harry” turned out to
be an origami elephant
the staff made out of
tiny towels, but the real
prince and Meghan Becoming
*did* stay here mere
equestrian
months before they got
engaged. And while Seeing as I’m a Kansas
girl, it was kind of
the tight-lipped staff weird that I’d never
wouldn’t answer my been on a horse before.
(many) Qs about what But seeing as riding is
literally the most royal
the couple did (“OMG,
activity ever, I saddled
did Meghan dry off with up. I was placed on a
this beach towel?!”), I horse named Pika by
spent three days living my guide, Sheldon,
who I pretended was
just like them. the spare heir himself.

Saying
cheers
Dressing I’m just guessing, but I

the par t might’ve had a frozen
bevvy or four more than
Inspired by the lewks on Megs did when she was
MM’s many fan accounts, here. I was following
I stuffed my bag with proper etiquette though:
demure midis and flirty Jamaica is known for its
patterned dresses. And rum, so I was obligated ALL IM AGES: COURTESY.
obvi practiced my “wave to indulge at the
and smile” in the mirror swim-up pool bar (and
before venturing outside. everywhere else).

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