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                              A R I E S                                  T A U R U S                                 G E M I N I
                             (03.21– 04.19)                              (04.20 – 05.20)                             (05.21– 06.20)
                 Your social life is poppin’ and you’re       Your crew in a weird place? The fix:         Good news, bad news, good news,
                 looking fire thanks to Venus, planet of       GTFO. Mars in Capricorn, starting            Gem: You’re getting a fat bonus
                 love and beauty, hanging out in your         February 16th, sets you up for a six-        direct-deposited to you—but don’t
                 sign. But things will get chill on February   week window of opportunity to leave        splurge it all. Surprise bills are wreck-
                 18th when moody Pisces season starts,          town and escape the dramz. Just           ing your shit in early Feb. You need to
                 making you feel kind of invisible (hello,    double-check, um, everything so that        do some extreme couponing to keep
                 is no one paying attention???). Don’t         Mercury Retrograde doesn’t mess            up, until another financial win hits at
                 sweat it though. All eyes are still on you.        with your travel plans!                      the end of the month.









                            C A N C E R                                     L E O                                     V I R G O
                             (06.21– 07.22)                              (07.23– 08.22)                              (08.23– 09.22)
                  I know you’re not a fan of surprises,       The first half of the month is amazing        You’re hooking up with all the first
                 but, well, too bad: Your job is wildin’       for your love life, so live it up! Then     dates your Google Cal can handle,
                     out on you in ways you didn’t            *record scratch* Pisces season starts        but Mercury Retrograde makes it so
                 expect. Hang up your soft pants and          on the 18th, putting you rock-bottom        that most of them don’t stay around for
                    cancel your standing Seamless            deep in your feels. Try to keep moody        long. It’s fine. Once you find someone
                  order. You might need to travel for        behavior to a minimum, though, espe-          you click with (as in someone who
                  work. At least you’ll have a hottie in       cially at the office. Now’s the worst      likes organizing as much as you do),
                   your DMs welcoming you home!                 time for your claws to come out.           it’ll be the start of something major.








                              L I B R A                                 S C O R P I O                            S A G I T T A R I U S
                             (09.23–10.22)                               (10.23–11.21)                                (11.22–12.21)
                  Listen, you’re drowning in work, but         Once Pisces season starts in mid-           You want nothing more than to get
                  love could soon be landing on your           February, those cranky, introverted         outta the house rn, but this month’s
                   to-do list. Venus entering Aries on        vibes you’ve been struggling with go         Pisces energy is keeping you locked
                 February 7th is lighting up your dating      *poof* and your love life starts thriv-    inside—with drama from your roomies
                  sched, and you’re def getting puh-          ing. Buuut Mercury Retrograde also          and your fam. Breathe. When things
                   lenty of action...maybe from your          shows up on February 16th, so don’t         get rough, your crew’s here to swoop
                   sexy coworker?! Reminder: Your            expect to find the LOYL. Flings are just      in and save the day. If any sign can
                 office probably has security cameras.             fine for you right now, bb.                    survive this, it’s you.








                         C A P R I C O R N                             A Q U A R I U S                                P I S C E S
                             (12.22– 01.19)                              (01.20 – 02.18)                             (02.19– 03.20)
                 Life is about to get hectic. First up, an   Wanna get rid of all the Pisces-season       HBD, babes! Your love life, social life,
                 electrifying hookup that will jolt your        moodiness killing your vibe? Buy           and self-esteem are all glowing up.
                    love life around February 2nd.             lunch for your boo or surprise your        Nothing can get you down—not even
                  Casual. The rest of the month, you’re       squad with their fave Starbs orders,          Mercury Retrograde in your sign.
                  busy 24/7, but Mercury Retrograde           even if it’s your b-day. Venus entering       A big bonus this month is, well, a
                   isn’t making it easy. Luckily, Mars        Aries on February 7th = new friends            literal bonus. Venus in Aries on
                  enters your sign on February 16th,         and more cuties sliding into your DMs,        February 7th promises to give your
                 giving you the energy to keep going.                 so you’re thriving.                     cash flow a big glow-up too.






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