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to Super hero
this
dip Super plans:
bae’s house
(with bae’s intimi-
dating family)
Super plans:
idea generator.
your coworker’s
B y J E S S I C A G O O D M A N
shindig where Your bowl: fancy
you don’t know
Super plans: guacamole 3 .
your BFF’s place anyone Whaddup,
for a Shakira/J.Lo pomegranate
So you’re going to the big sports-ball event and you’ve
appreciation party seeds?!
Your bowl: a
been asked to BYOD. Rather than spend approx. one million
buffalo chicken
hours googling “What do humans eat during football?”
dip 2 to make all
Your bowl: a TED AND CHELSEA CAVANAUGH.
only to show up with the 100th bag of chips and 101st jar
garlicky yogurt situ- the new friends
of salsa, consult this cheat sheet.
ation 1 . No one’s
making out anyway.
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