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                              This sext                                            Honestly, sexting is a
                                                                                   lot like sex itself. Tons
                                                                                   of people do it and       phone en fuego. So I
                                      has                a                         would like to think       asked nearly 1,000
                                                                                   they’re awesome at it,
                                                                                                             guys to share their
                                                                                   but few actually reach
                                                                                   “that was so good I’ll    takes on the hottest
                                                                                                             sexts they’ve ever
                                                                                   remember it when I’m      seen. Some collating,
                    99.2% success  living in a retirement                                                    synthesizing, and data
                                                                                   home” status. To get      analyzing later, I am
                                        rate                                       there, it’s helpful to    here with The Thing: a

                                                                                   know the specific
                                                                                                             top-ten ranking of the
                                                                                   words that really set a   world’s most effective
                                                                                                             sexts. Use them wisely.
                  The “bend and snap” of 2 a.m. text messages.

                                     B y   J U L I A   P U G A C H E V S K Y                                  10
                                                                                    “I want you to finger me
                                                                                     until I come on your hand.”



                                                                             9

                                                           “Come over. Now.”      Ten percent of men love
                                                                                  thumb flirting that’s
                                                                                  brief and straight to the
                                                                                  point invitation.
                                                                   8
                                              “Just showered. Wish
                                               you were here. :(”


                                         7
                    “Can I come over
                     and sit on your face?”



                                                 6
                                    “NSFW Snap
                                                       The promise of visuals
                                     coming your       is key. No actual pics
                                     way.”
                                                       needed—it’s the tease
                                                       itself that slays him.


                                 5
              “I’m out with my        An extra-expressive,
               friends and I’m        out-of-the-blue message
               secretly drenched      = a win. Forty-three                                                                     1
               just thinking          percent of guys say                            Dudes crave specificity,   “I can’t wait to
               about you.”            their biggest sexting                               mmkay? Keep this      come over and
                                      peeve is “no genuine                           GOAT fresh by subbing      suck your dick.”
                                      enthusiasm.”                                     in different sex moves
                                                                                      depicted in hot detail.
                                      4
                “I’m so wet right now.”
                                                                                                                   2
                                                                  “I want you to come over, pull my hair, pin me
                                                                   down, and fuck me until I’m screaming your name.”
                                                                                                                                                  NIKITA SURSIN/STOCKSY.
                                                    3
                                  “I want your dick
                                   so bad.”










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