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EIGHT IS ENOUGH












                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 OR IS IT?

















                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            D                                                       o you have a friend with



                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    a popular name? If so,



                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    you know the annoying




                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     feeling you get when




                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     calling out to your friend




                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    and having several heads




                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         turn in your direction and yelling




                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         “Yeah?”.




                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 With a student body of about five



                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         hundred you would think that duplicate




                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         names would not occur more than just a




                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         few times. Jennifer and Jonathan (or




                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         some variation thereof) are the grand




                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         exceptions. With ten Jennifers and fifteen




                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Jonathans this situation happens more




                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         than you would think. Jonathan Yoder




                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         states that one of the best ways to get the




                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         attention of one of the “Jon’s” is to use
                                                                                             m s



                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         characteristic nicknames. Last year Jon



                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         was called “Yoder” now it has been




                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         shortened to “Yode.”




                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 The top five student names are: Robert




                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          (9), David, Jason, and Amy/Aimee (8),




                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         and Kim/Kym and Dan/Daniel (7). The




                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         staff is also included in the confusion by



                                                                                                                                                 Eight “ Jens” on campus  is confusing                                                   having three Phils, three Mikes, two


                                                                                                                                                 enough — imagine  living together!


                                                                                                                                                 Jennifers Brewer and  Bevan  live in                                                     Karens and two Debbies.

                                                                                                                                                 the  same unit;  Cozart and  Brewer and


                                                                                                                                                 Jennifer Nightingale are close friends.




























































































































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