Page 10 - 1996

Homecoming

Send a message that you had a great time- or you don't love the

person who took you to homecoming. Just circle the answer that

applies to your homecoming date, clip and send.

I Dear (a) Honey (b) Jerk (c) Sasquatch

I There are no words to describe the (a) happiness (b) rage (c) regret that 1 feel when 1
I remember (a) our romantic homecoming night (b) how much I don't love you (c) your
matted hair and gurgled-speech. You made me feel like (a) a queen (b) your dog (c)

I being ill when you showed up with (a) roses and a limo (b) a corsage made of weeds
| you picked in my yard (c) drool all over you, my heart (a) leapt (b) broke (c) sank.
I Even my mother said, (a) What a sweetheart! (b) Oh, No! (c) you smelled earthy.

When we ate at (a) The French Cafe (b) Taco Bell (c) your refrigerator, you (a) or-
I dered in perfect French (b) said, I'd hold back on that second taco, honey, (c) lost
| two of your three teeth. At the dance you held me tight and whispered (a) I love you.
I (b) What scent are your wearing? (c) Grrshmghhh. After the dance, you (a) held me

and kissed me until the sun came up (b) made me walk home (c) fell asleep in my front
■ yard. What a night!

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Ready
to Rumble
Homecoming King,
S enior Brian
Holmes, places the
crown upon Home­
coming Queen, Se­
nior Kathryn
McMann's head. Se­
nior Joe McPherson
(far right), stands
ready to assist with
the crowning if nec­
essary. Seniors
Pyan Bojanski and
Jason Hochreiter
view the spectacle
from behind.

At the Dance
Seniors Amanda
Fritz and Jason
Hochreiter at the
Homecoming Dance.