Page 88 - Clearwater Christian College 1997

Hello world! Chuck Warning are familiar with the strains of

claims that he is not a morning music emanating from under

person, but anyone who lives the door. Chuck claims that it is

near his room may claim other­ never his music, but his room­

wise. All those who pass by mate's, Terry Bauman, who is a

Chuck's room in the morning true "morning nut!"

'Howard tKe middle of the $e-

messter, Joe Student began to

feel that if he could just

hang in there until the week of finals,

it would be a miracle. After several

weeks of late night studying, Joe

found that waking up to his alarm

clock in the morning was becoming

more of a struggle everyday. For ex­

ample, when his alarm went off early

this morning, Joe discovered that the

only part of his body still functioning

was his arms. Following the only

logical course of action, he hit the

snooze button. Needless to say, Joe

was unprepared when his alarm went

off again ten minutes later, prompting

his roommate, who did not have to

wake up, to throw a shoe at him with

tremendous accuracy for one who was

not fully awake. The violence with

which the missile was hurled sent Joe

a clear message: It was time to get up!

Always ready to incite riotous

laughter, junior Christ Schank

displays his normal reaction to

the sound of his alarm. Due to

the new rule change regarding

class attendance, Chris now

routinely sets two alarms, just

to make sure that he is ready to

meet the day on time.

PEOPLE